The Grand Duchy of Teditania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Zaal Diogenes with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.552 billion Teditanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tedland. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teditanian economy, worth 798 trillion T-Bucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 175,482 T-Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, and atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Teditania's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Darmawa.

Teditania is ranked 178,223^rd in the world and 247^th in United Kingdom for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 71.49 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.