The Dynasty of Pittsburgh Stillers is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Head Coach Mike Tomlin with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.639 billion Pittsburgh Steelers are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Spirituality, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heinz Field. The average income tax rate is 29.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Yinzer economy, worth 183 trillion Heinz ketchups a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 111,746 Heinz ketchups, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, and record numbers of students are leaving school to enter the workforce. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Pittsburgh Stillers's national animal is the Steely McBeam, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Standard.

Pittsburgh Stillers is ranked 10,617^th in the world and 23^rd in United Kingdom for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,797.07 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.