Population | 661 million |
Capital | Ottawa |
Currency | Canadian Dollar |
Animal | Beaver |
The Dominion of New Canada-France is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, enslaved workforce, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 661 million Canadians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.2%.
The all-consuming New Canada-Francean economy, worth 48.2 trillion Canadian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 72,952 Canadian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.
Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, and local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Canada-France's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
New Canada-France is ranked 10,499th in the world and 11th in Council of Asia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,810.34 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Canada-France was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in New Canada-France, local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings.
- : New Canada-France lodged a message on the Council of Asia Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in New Canada-France, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
- : New Canada-France was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens and Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in New Canada-France, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors.
- : Following new legislation in New Canada-France, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
- : Following new legislation in New Canada-France, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage.
- : Following new legislation in New Canada-France, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows.
- : Following new legislation in New Canada-France, the armed forces pride themselves on being conventional and predictable.