The Republic of Johnstonopheles is a small, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate population of 40 million Johnstonophelesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 18.2%.

The Johnstonophelesian economy, worth 2.16 trillion Doo doos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,914 Doo doos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, maximum security Johnstonophelesian subway stations inspire prison systems around the world, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Johnstonopheles's national animal is the Cheesebadger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Johnstonopheles is ranked 26,159^th in the world and 52^nd in Nordic Lands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,361.69 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.