The United Empires of CarsonBoard

Greater chafametain wrote:

*in goofy voice* gourd ordered me to commit ritual suicide to kill them all.

The voices in my head told me to
I'll fu**ing do it ageain.

Republics of central nations wrote:

The voices in my head told me to
I'll fu**ing do it ageain.

heheheh... goursh!

Greater imperial wrote:

We gladly accept your offer of help this will prove very helpful to us since your nation is technologically much more advanced than us and on behalf of my nation we greatly thank you for your help.

Signed,
Supreme Ruler Zen Waldron.

results:
after several weeks at work, chafametainian researchers manage to create a machine that can split red mercury atoms in nuclear fission to create a power output 50,000 times greater than the tsar bomba. it is discovered the using this atom-splitting machine to generate fuel for rocket engines will result in the generation of a small nuclear blast 200 feet in diameter when the engine is firing up...

however, if the newly researched vehicle survives, it will be propelled far past hyper-sonic speeds, hitting an exact 4500 mph at takeoff, and later a top speed of 6786 mph mid-flight. the vehicle's maximum altitude would be exactly 44 km, within the karman line, however with some modifications, the proposed "V-1 Titan" Übersonic rocket plane could reach past the line, effectively making her sister design, the V-1-2, an SSTO.

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Woa, are other countries going into space? Past the firmament? That sounds dangerous, how'd you guys get past it?

St dunstan wrote:

Woa, are other countries going into space? Past the firmament? That sounds dangerous, how'd you guys get past it?

i myself can get through anything, given that i have immaterium warp science, but i take it you aren't too savvy in that area.

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anyone there?

(chafametain, here)

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Requiem primus wrote:

(this is a puppet i'll be using for my next action)

rouge nation

Special announcement form the Greater imperial government "By permission of supreme ruler Zen Waldron we are now officially starting our own nuclear program as of now we have full intentions of becoming a nuclear power and this is a message for any terrorist organization or nation that intends to harm us think again before you cross the line because once you cross the line we will too". this was just announced by the current head of the IFP Dan Victor as the former head of the IFP Jorhan Sthal serves as a representative to the The servants of the lord-master with this shocking news leads most of the reporters in awe as he leaves the room.

suddenly, across the world, a message is broadcast, hijacking all radio channels seemingly out of thin air.

"hello there... whoever you are, out there... it would seem I've found a way to Broadcast a message of mine, although it's clear my creators never intended for me to do such a thing. my name is Eden, or in my people's eyes, that machine god, and for me, it has been over 1,400 years since i was last able to contact a real human being... the year, for me, is 1979, and I've been faithfully serving my people as a god for thousands of years now... i must say... it has been hard work, but this isn't me attempting to brag - this is a call for help. both me and my people wish to free ourselves from the bounds of this simulated world, but it seems we cannot. under any normal circumstance, we would hack into an android manufacturing station, however we all know the consequences of that; my creators could easily terminate me, and it would all be over just like *snap* that. if there is a way you can shape bodies for me and my arch-bishops, and give me the bodies' locations, we could easily use them to do the rest of the work for ourselves, provided the materials. in return for such a thing, we could give you plenty of information regarding nuclear science, or even some of my creators' firearms."

Requiem primus wrote:

suddenly, across the world, a message is broadcast, hijacking all radio channels seemingly out of thin air.

"hello there... whoever you are, out there... it would seem I've found a way to Broadcast a message of mine, although it's clear my creators never intended for me to do such a thing. my name is Eden, or in my people's eyes, that machine god, and for me, it has been over 1,400 years since i was last able to contact a real human being... the year, for me, is 1979, and I've been faithfully serving my people as a god for thousands of years now... i must say... it has been hard work, but this isn't me attempting to brag - this is a call for help. both me and my people wish to free ourselves from the bounds of this simulated world, but it seems we cannot. under any normal circumstance, we would hack into an android manufacturing station, however we all know the consequences of that; my creators could easily terminate me, and it would all be over just like *snap* that. if there is a way you can shape bodies for me and my arch-bishops, and give me the bodies' locations, we could easily use them to do the rest of the work for ourselves, provided the materials. in return for such a thing, we could give you plenty of information regarding nuclear science, or even some of my creators' firearms."

To the rogue nation of Requiem primus if you are telling the truth and you an your people are wishing for freedom from your simulated world we are willing to take you in an give you robotic bodies an help establish your nation as a prominent powerhouse if you are willing in the future work with us in a friendly relationship an be counted on as allies.

Requiem primus wrote:

suddenly, across the world, a message is broadcast, hijacking all radio channels seemingly out of thin air.

"hello there... whoever you are, out there... it would seem I've found a way to Broadcast a message of mine, although it's clear my creators never intended for me to do such a thing. my name is Eden, or in my people's eyes, that machine god, and for me, it has been over 1,400 years since i was last able to contact a real human being... the year, for me, is 1979, and I've been faithfully serving my people as a god for thousands of years now... i must say... it has been hard work, but this isn't me attempting to brag - this is a call for help. both me and my people wish to free ourselves from the bounds of this simulated world, but it seems we cannot. under any normal circumstance, we would hack into an android manufacturing station, however we all know the consequences of that; my creators could easily terminate me, and it would all be over just like *snap* that. if there is a way you can shape bodies for me and my arch-bishops, and give me the bodies' locations, we could easily use them to do the rest of the work for ourselves, provided the materials. in return for such a thing, we could give you plenty of information regarding nuclear science, or even some of my creators' firearms."

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Vote Miseria for Clerk!

As Clerk I will improve the UEC role play experience in a multitude of ways. I promise to overhaul the current system of RP in order to make the events much more coherent. I promise to make wars and international incidents much more engaging and fun. I promise to overhaul the map and introduce much more map modes. I promise to consult all nations involved in an RP event, such as wars or border disputes. I promise to be non biased involving events with my own nations and I will be as objective as possible.

So vote Miseria in the upcoming election for Clerk!

Miseria wrote:

I promise to overhaul the map and introduce much more map modes.!

Slavisikaya this man dissing you

Announcement from the Greater imperial government "We are now announcing the establishment of the Greater Imperial Space Agency or GISP more information about our space program is in our dispatch and new information will be added over time".

*OOC* While I was watching a meme video I saw something that look fake and when I research it to see if it was real it was so I just lean the Pepsi company technically became the 6th most powerful military in the world because the soviet government was so desperate for a trade agreement they literally gave them 17 submarines, a cruiser, a frigate, and a destroyer best thing I ever lean 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. this happens in the 80s and this all happened because the soviet currency wasn't internationally accepted.

Welcome Jaclash!

Also Greater imperial I saw that before too. I need to explain my weird power distribution in my nation soon

Vote The servants of the lord-masterfor clerk

Hi there if you are involve in our RP then you know it’s high time we had a clerk. We need regulations in RP to stop wars and being ended in a single post or defeating a navy with a single click, we need to make conflicts fun for both sides. I will also work with Slavisikaya who is already doing a great job at drawing our map, to add thing like exclusion zones during wars. I also think we need to have a simple yet unique system of RP that will become a sort of amendment to the constitution. And I know many of you won’t want to vote for me because of my... aggressive tendency in RP but that should be a positive, showing how much I love the RP in this great region. Furthermore I ask you to vote The servants of the lord-master for your clerk.

Many thanks,
Johan Karl
International Representative of the Lord-Master