The Federal Republic of Monemonia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Brownie with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 8.603 billion Monemonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monemon City. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Monemonian economy, worth 774 trillion Monemons a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,984 Monemons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, the government thinks Monemonians can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monemonia's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Monemonia is ranked 60,713^th in the world and 4^th in The Sportsbook for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.75 law-abiding acts per hour.