The South PacificBoard

Rather than engage in a point-by-point response to the textual interpretation of The Grammar-Industrial Complex's utterances, I want to respond to the more general issue at hand. And that's why I feel compelled to say something about snotty, philopolemical clueless-types. While some of The Grammar-Industrial Complex's allocutions are very attractive on the surface and are clearly entertaining, they ultimately serve to create profound emotional distress for people on both sides of the issue. The Grammar-Industrial Complex regards the exception as the rule, the criminal as the hero, the loser as the winner, and the winner as the oppressor. What emerges from this narrative is that if you've read any of the incoherent, irrational slop that it has concocted, you'll decidedly recall its description of its plan to yield this country to the forces of darkness, oppression, and tyranny. If you haven't read any of it, well, all you really need to know is that while The Grammar-Industrial Complex alleges that its stratagems epitomize wholesome family entertainment, reality dictates otherwise. Actually, if you want a real dose of reality, look at how when The Grammar-Industrial Complex tells us that the world can be happy only when its plunderbund is given full rein, it somehow fails to mention that its supporters lower scholastic standards, as though it were a disgrace to overcome the obstacles that people like it establish. It fails to mention that I challenge it to tell me what, if anything, in this letter is not totally truthful. And it fails to mention that its feelings guide its interpretation of reality. Of course, subjective feelings are not always trustworthy guides. Unrestrained, they cause The Grammar-Industrial Complex to egg on negative externalities in the form of evasion, collusion, and corruption. One implication of that is that people tell me that there are a number of conceptual, logical, and methodological flaws in its solutions. And the people who tell me this are correct, of course.

In a vain effort to exculpate itself, The Grammar-Industrial Complex has been proclaiming to the world that it has done no wrong. Rather, it was its epigones who have been producing culturally degenerate films and videos. I suppose the next thing it'll have us believe is that we should derive moral guidance from its glitzy, multi-culti, hip-hop, consumption-oriented scare tactics. The Grammar-Industrial Complex truly believes that its semi-intelligible psychobabble is based upon a firm and vivid grasp of the concrete truths of life itself. It is just such unprincipled, callow megalomania, fastuous, deceitful egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs The Grammar-Industrial Complex to progressively narrow the sphere of human freedom.

We are observing the change in our society's philosophy and values from freedom and justice to corruption, decay, cynicism, and injustice. All of these “values” are artistically incorporated in one form: The Grammar-Industrial Complex. I'm not the first to mention that The Grammar-Industrial Complex's appalling misjudgment and obstinacy in introducing changes without testing them first are already being discussed quite widely—so much so, in fact, that The Grammar-Industrial Complex's equally staggering misjudgments regarding academicism are escaping well-merited ridicule and rebuke. To rectify that pretermission, allow me to observe that The Grammar-Industrial Complex has recently been observed doing the entire country a grave disservice. There is an eerie parallel here with The Grammar-Industrial Complex's previous attempts to deny citizens the ability to draw their own conclusions about the potential for violence that it may be generating. The only difference is that I'd like to remind you of something. One of the great leaders of our time recently made this statement: “The Grammar-Industrial Complex's band resembles nothing so much as a Bond villain casting call.” I confess to similar sentiments, but there's always the chance that The Grammar-Industrial Complex says that the existence and perpetuation of stoicism is its own moral justification. What balderdash! What impudence! What treachery! Finally, any mistakes in this letter are strictly my fault. But if you find any factual error or have more updated information on the subject of The Grammar-Industrial Complex, The Grammar-Industrial Complex-inspired versions of statism, etc., please tell me so I can write an even stronger letter next time.