Population | 13.777 billion |
Capital | Factories 1-397 |
Leader | Unit 0001 |
Faith | The Cult of the Artificial Intelligence |
Currency | 1s and 0s |
Animal | Robot |
The Basket Weaving Factory State of Hoffania is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Unit 0001 with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.777 billion Robots are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Factories 1-397. The average income tax rate is 40.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Robotian economy, worth a remarkable 1,959 trillion 1s and 0s a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 142,236 1s and 0s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
The government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, and public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hoffania's national animal is the Robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of the Artificial Intelligence.
Hoffania is ranked 293,149th in the world and 7,232nd in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.32 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hoffania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Hoffania, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment.
- : Following new legislation in Hoffania, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air.
- : Following new legislation in Hoffania, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
- : Following new legislation in Hoffania, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector.
- : Hoffania was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Hoffania, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis.
- : Following new legislation in Hoffania, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
- : Following new legislation in Hoffania, a division of tanks navigating "as the crow flies" has driven into a ravine.
- : Following new legislation in Hoffania, the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas.