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Flying chat monkeys wrote:

*Reflects on his comment and nods*

Good point.

*To the Queen*

Nice knockers, sister.

*Fetches the monarch a cup of coffee*

Thank you!
Holds up gift she's wrapping.
They look like the door knob from Alice in Wonderland! I'm giving them to Alice for Christmas. I had to come here to wrap things because people are always in and out at home.
I'm so glad you like the muffins. We try very hard to make them tasty.
Oh, is that extra cinnamon on my coffee? Thank you! You are so kind!

The queendom of myself wrote:

I'm so glad you like the muffins.

*Crosses his fingers*

Please let them be banana muffins.

Pigeon phorge wrote:

*Leans around the corner from the kitchen and waves in greeting*

Bem vindo de volta, amigo.

Obrigado senhor. Como você está?

Flying chat monkeys wrote:

*Fiddles with the dials on the radio until Freddy Mercury's voice spills out into the dining room*

^{♫ "Oh my love we've had our share of tears
Oh my friend we've had our hopes and fears
Oh my friends it's been a long hard year..." ♫}

Thank God It's Christmas

Queen - Thank God It's Christmas

^{https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NduD_PSwlTU}

"Oh my love we've had our share of tears
Oh my friend we've had our hopes and fears
Oh my friends it's been a long hard year
But now it's Christmas
Yes it's Christmas
Thank God it's Christmas

The moon and stars seem awful cold and bright
Let's hope the snow will make this Christmas right
My friend the world will share this special night
Because it's Christmas
Yes it's Christmas
Thank God it's Christmas
For one night

Thank God it's Christmas yeah
Thank God it's Christmas
Thank God it's Christmas
Can it be Christmas?
Let it be Christmas
Ev'ry day

Oh my love we've lived in troubled days
Oh my friend we have the strangest ways
All my friends on this one day of days
Thank God it's Christmas
Yes it's Christmas
Thank God it's Christmas
For one day

Thank God it's Christmas
Yes it's Christmas
Thank God it's Christmas
Oooh yeah
Thank God it's Christmas
Yes yes yes yes it's Christmas
Thank God it's Christmas
For one day

A very merry Christmas to you all"

Now we’re talking!

*hums along to the tune, eyes half-closed in what seems like nostalgia*

Flying chat monkeys wrote:

*Crosses his fingers*

Please let them be banana muffins.

I'll just leave these platters of banana muffins and head back to the house. Thank you for the coffee and company.

The queendom of myself wrote:

I'll just leave these platters of banana muffins and head back to the house. Thank you for the coffee and company.

*The flock of monkeys dig into the muffins, starved for bananas and singing between bites*

♫ "Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl,
And she bakes muffins every day
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
And she changes them in every way

I want to tell her that I love her hugs
But I gotta get a bellyful of rum
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
Someday I'm going to touch her bum, oh yeah,
Someday I'm going to make her hum." ♫

Greater-amazonia wrote:

Obrigado senhor. Como você está?

*Waves his spatula*

Doin' pretty good, thank you.

Let me know if you want anything to eat and I'll get it started.

Pigeon phorge wrote:

*Waves his spatula*

Doin' pretty good, thank you.

Let me know if you want anything to eat and I'll get it started.

Sounds good, I’ll have a warm caramel latte if that’s ok with you. Oh and, out of interest, do you guys do donuts?

Greater-amazonia wrote:

Looks like all-powerful Moderation just struck someone down. I dare ask, what did he/she say?

You don't need to use the OCC stuff here. The cafe is very informal.

Not sure if I remember what they said, it was just nonsense. They'd been skipping in and out of regions, posting dumb stuff.

Greater-amazonia wrote:

Sounds good, I’ll have a warm caramel latte if that’s ok with you. Oh and, out of interest, do you guys do donuts?

Sure, we have donuts, but wouldn't you like one of The Queen's muffins? Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl and she bakes muffins every day.

*Fires up the espresso machine and makes a caramel latte for them*

Pigeon phorge wrote:

You don't need to use the OCC stuff here. The cafe is very informal.

Not sure if I remember what they said, it was just nonsense. They'd been skipping in and out of regions, posting dumb stuff.

Oh I see. Fair enough.

Flying chat monkeys wrote:

Sure, we have donuts, but wouldn't you like one of The Queen's muffins? Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl and she bakes muffins every day.

*Fires up the espresso machine and makes a caramel latte for them*

Alright, I’ll have a muffin then.

*smiles and picks up a muffin, before taking a generous bite*

Wow, these really are good!

Greater-amazonia wrote:

Wow, these really are good!

The folks from the meadow make a really good muffin. Nothing wrong with donuts, but I'll take a meadow muffin any day.

*Sets their finished latte in front of them*

Good morning

New niviv wrote:

Good morning

And a very good morning to you.

Coffee?

New niviv wrote:

Good morning

*Waves from the kitchen*

We've got fresh pork sausage patties cookin', if you're hungry.

Pigeon phorge wrote:

*Waves from the kitchen*

We've got fresh pork sausage patties cookin', if you're hungry.

Do you have any beef bangers, with mashed potatoes and beef gravy?
And a cup of House Blend Refenestrated Java, please, Phred?

Barristaland wrote:

Do you have any beef bangers, with mashed potatoes and beef gravy?

For a regular customer such as yourself I will happily find some good ol' bangers and fix 'em up for you.

*Busies himself in the kitchen, boiling potatoes and calling around to the local butchers*

Barristaland wrote:

And a cup of House Blend Refenestrated Java, please, Phred?

Coming right up.

*Brews a fresh pot of the house blend and pours out a mug, then exits the cafe, comes around to the open side window and passes it through to them*

One refenistrated coffee, as ordered. Condiments are on the counter.

Merry Christmas from our region to yours!

**Sends a large tray of homemade Christmas cookies**

Gypsy Lands wrote:

Merry Christmas from our region to yours!

**Sends a large tray of homemade Christmas cookies**

What a pleasant surprise! Thank you very much.

All the best to you and yours this holiday season.

Pigeon phorge wrote:

*...calling around to the local butchers*

*The delivery boy arrives from The Local Supermarket with a large package of custom-made sausages*

The butcher said these aren't true Cumberlands, but they are just as good.

Happy holidays, everyone, and may the new year bring you happiness and joy.

*He exits through the door at the back of the cafe*

Pimply bag boy wrote:

*The delivery boy arrives from The Local Supermarket with a large package of custom-made sausages*

*The cook prepares the sausages and mash, whipping up a good, hearty gravy to go with them*

Okay, Barristaland, order up.

*Rigs the bell on the pass-through*

^*Ding!*

R

Kakazagistan wrote:

R

For here or to go?

Flying chat monkeys wrote:

For here or to go?

Yes