Thank you! Holds up gift she's wrapping. They look like the door knob from Alice in Wonderland! I'm giving them to Alice for Christmas. I had to come here to wrap things because people are always in and out at home. I'm so glad you like the muffins. We try very hard to make them tasty. Oh, is that extra cinnamon on my coffee? Thank you! You are so kind!
Pigeon phorge, Rejectionville, Flying chat monkeys, and Barristaland
Flying chat monkeys
*Crosses his fingers*
Please let them be banana muffins.
The queendom of myself, Pigeon phorge, Rejectionville, and Barristaland
Greater-amazonia
Obrigado senhor. Como você está?
Now we’re talking!
*hums along to the tune, eyes half-closed in what seems like nostalgia*
Pigeon phorge, Rejectionville, Flying chat monkeys, and Barristaland
I'll just leave these platters of banana muffins and head back to the house. Thank you for the coffee and company.
Pigeon phorge, Rejectionville, Flying chat monkeys, and Barristaland
Flying chat monkeys
*The flock of monkeys dig into the muffins, starved for bananas and singing between bites*
♫ "Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, And she bakes muffins every day Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl And she changes them in every way
I want to tell her that I love her hugs But I gotta get a bellyful of rum Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl Someday I'm going to touch her bum, oh yeah, Someday I'm going to make her hum." ♫
The Beatles - Her Majesty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NljG2qeI_jk
Pigeon phorge, Rejectionville, and Barristaland
Pigeon phorge
*Waves his spatula*
Doin' pretty good, thank you.
Let me know if you want anything to eat and I'll get it started.
Rejectionville, Barristaland, and Greater-amazonia
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Greater-amazonia
Sounds good, I’ll have a warm caramel latte if that’s ok with you. Oh and, out of interest, do you guys do donuts?
Looks like all-powerful Moderation just struck someone down. I dare ask, what did he/she say?
Pigeon phorge, Rejectionville, Flying chat monkeys, and Barristaland
Pigeon phorge
You don't need to use the OCC stuff here. The cafe is very informal.
Not sure if I remember what they said, it was just nonsense. They'd been skipping in and out of regions, posting dumb stuff.
Rejectionville, Barristaland, and Greater-amazonia
Flying chat monkeys
Sure, we have donuts, but wouldn't you like one of The Queen's muffins? Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl and she bakes muffins every day.
*Fires up the espresso machine and makes a caramel latte for them*
Pigeon phorge, Rejectionville, Barristaland, and Greater-amazonia
Greater-amazonia
Oh I see. Fair enough.
Alright, I’ll have a muffin then.
*smiles and picks up a muffin, before taking a generous bite*
Wow, these really are good!
Pigeon phorge, Rejectionville, Flying chat monkeys, and Barristaland
Flying chat monkeys
The folks from the meadow make a really good muffin. Nothing wrong with donuts, but I'll take a meadow muffin any day.
*Sets their finished latte in front of them*
Pigeon phorge, Rejectionville, Barristaland, and Greater-amazonia
New niviv
Good morning
The grand puffle republic, Pigeon phorge, Rejectionville, and Barristaland
Rejectionville
And a very good morning to you.
Coffee?
The grand puffle republic, Pigeon phorge, Barristaland, and New niviv
Pigeon phorge
*Waves from the kitchen*
We've got fresh pork sausage patties cookin', if you're hungry.
The grand puffle republic, Rejectionville, Barristaland, and New niviv
Barristaland
Do you have any beef bangers, with mashed potatoes and beef gravy? And a cup of House Blend Refenestrated Java, please, Phred?
Pigeon phorge, Rejectionville, and Flying chat monkeys
Pigeon phorge
For a regular customer such as yourself I will happily find some good ol' bangers and fix 'em up for you.
*Busies himself in the kitchen, boiling potatoes and calling around to the local butchers*
Flying chat monkeys, Pimply bag boy, and Barristaland
Flying chat monkeys
Coming right up.
*Brews a fresh pot of the house blend and pours out a mug, then exits the cafe, comes around to the open side window and passes it through to them*
One refenistrated coffee, as ordered. Condiments are on the counter.