The PacificBoard

Ballpit is ranked 158,360th in the world and 6,641st in the Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 38.21 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Evil Cub wrote:

AROOO*yelp*

my dad is old so maybe he's in the oldest region, im looking for him. he's a wolf who beats and feeds on fendas and meat. and my uncle who is also a wolf and likes cigars.

also im hungry do you have food

Our nation will gladly feed any cute wolves or wolf pups if we can snuggle and cuddle them and let them sleep in our beds without any judgment from moral prudes.

Xoriet

You’ll never find out who I am. Ever. Never ever.

Evil Cub wrote:

AROOO*yelp*

my dad is old so maybe he's in the oldest region, im looking for him. he's a wolf who beats and feeds on fendas and meat. and my uncle who is also a wolf and likes cigars.

also im hungry do you have food

Yes, it's dried userite jerky, now at a premium. Has some salt from the latest distilled tears of the fash, if you like that.

Xorisock wrote:

Xoriet

You’ll never find out who I am. Ever. Never ever.

>_> We’ll see about that.

Baztion wrote:

Our nation will gladly feed any cute wolves or wolf pups if we can snuggle and cuddle them and let them sleep in our beds without any judgment from moral prudes.

ok im just a cub so thats enticement of a minor and punishable by a visit from my dad (when i find him)

Jar Wattinree wrote:

Yes, it's dried userite jerky, now at a premium. Has some salt from the latest distilled tears of the fash, if you like that.

is it made from fendas? dad says those are best and i dont think ive tasted fenda before

Xoriet wrote:

We do. And your dad is off doing his own thing again I’m sure. He’ll be back sooner or later~

okay but WHEN AND WHERE also what about my uncle, who's also a wolf but likes smoked onions as if they weren't food's food

Strictly appropriate cuddling. And that doesn't apply to humans and wolves silly.

But your dad is welcome to visit too.

When and where did you last see your dad and your uncle?

Evil Cub wrote:

is it made from fendas? dad says those are best and i dont think ive tasted fenda before

Ehhh...

*goes to check; gets lost in the archives*

how can i grow my population

Pagadoria wrote:

how can i grow my population

You don't have to worry about growing it. It grows on its own daily. One million per day for the first ten-twelve days, then varies between five to seven million after that.

Pagadoria wrote:

how can i grow my population

Force your citizens to breed. Outlaw homosexuality. Encourage immigration. Outlaw birth control and condoms.

kkk

Jar Wattinree wrote:

You don't have to worry about growing it. It grows on its own daily. One million per day for the first ten-twelve days, then varies between five to seven million after that.

thanks

Baztion wrote:

Force your citizens to breed. Outlaw homosexuality. Encourage immigration. Outlaw birth control and condoms.

haha so funny

Pagadoria wrote:

haha so funny

Please refrain from triple posting in the future, and use the edit feature instead.

Baztion wrote:

Force your citizens to breed. Outlaw homosexuality. Encourage immigration. Outlaw birth control and condoms.

has done all of these, and even grows citizens in vats

Pagadoria wrote:

haha so funny

Wasn't joking. Just giving logical answer to your question.

Let's condemn Torpid. You should. Because of this country, the pacific region was condemned. I hope that you all fellow colleagues could send this message to the Security Council.

Herndonian wrote:

Let's condemn Torpid. You should. Because of this country, the pacific region was condemned. I hope that you all fellow colleagues could send this message to the Security Council.

Who is Torpid?

And even if Torpid were a nation, it is ultimately irrelevant.

>torpid was last active 13 years ago and is currently in the boneyard

Jar Wattinree wrote:

Who is Torpid?

And even if Torpid were a nation, it is ultimately irrelevant.

You have a point. But, I just want to repeal the condemnation from the security council. We need to help this region reach its full potential.

Arthropyria wrote:

Felt Absence

The Incepion Times reports that three of its reporters, week, Inlustris (a firefly), Nausaki the butterfly, and Credo the bumblebee, are missing for more than a week since they had made contact in ULF. The Ethereal Empire does not have a military, so the emperor is asking governor of Ankh-Morpork and director of the IIA Lord Havelock Vetinari from Haven and Sanctuary to help find the reporters and bring them back home.

First, Vetinari's position as director of the IIA is kept secret. It is actually a secret that the IIA exists in the first place. Second, It'll take a while for Vetinari to respond, he's an old man with a walking stick as a result from a Fang attack.