Should Forest Doggos have rights? The debate has sparked between civil rights activists and leaders of more traditionalist territories.
BY BORK-BORK WOOF
Lots of borks have been launched about forest doggos ["wolves" for the hoomans]: the wild, savage, estranged, primitive doggos. The majority of the borks have been northern parts of the Confederacy, especially the Husky District. A majority of the doggos in the Husky Territory, who are often confused with the forest doggos, are in majority against rights for their more primitive counterparts. The leader of the Husky Territory, Woof-Nom the Second says that "when forest doggos are domesticated, they become a large expense [to the government]." In the same territory, from a domesticated line of forest doggos, Bork-Bork-Bork says that "They [forest doggos] share the canid species with regular doggos, and even alternative forest doggos [which hoomans know as "foxes"], are equal to the other doggos." Bork-Bork-Bork, leader of the Forest Doggos for Inalienable Rights, or FDIR, are planning a major bork outside the Capitol in the Governmental District. As events turn out, The Canidstan Leader will update you with more news.
Saint Paul, Strangerelian colonies, Greater Saint-Paul.
Udo Dragonbrook approaches the Emperor with the latest news. “My sir, we have news from Rio de Janeiro.” King Arthur closes his book and looks up, interested. “Yes? Spill it man! Good or bad news?”. Intimidated, the royal general responds “well, the last building in reconstruction just for their last brick. Christ the Reedemer finally got his head back, thanks to the astean help.” Arthur, surprised by the good news responds in excitement “that’s wonderful news! Tell me, why are you so nervous?”. Shaking, he replies with a cold and nervous tone “sir, some of the asteans sent to help presented strange reactions, as intense coughing, diarrhea, red spots on shoulders and explosive vomiting. What is interesting is that all astheans who presented these reactions had Blood C. They are now in quarantine, but we are worried this is a type of virus and that it could infect us.” The Emperor, now shaken, turns on the tv just ok time to watch the asthean news about this unknown virus. “This is serious. Very serious. Put Rio in quarentene and stop any asthean citizens from entering our borders. This is a new crisis.”