SCO-1: Colonel SCO-2: Lieutenant General SCO-3: Major General SCO-4: Colonel General SCO-5: General SCO-6: Supreme Commander
Equipment
Rifles
SIG XM7 (6.8x51mm)
The XM7 rifle weighs 8.38 lb (3.80 kg), or 9.84 lb (4.46 kg) with a suppressor. It uses SR-25 pattern magazines that hold 20 rounds in a box magazine. An optional 25-round box magazine is also available. The proposed combat ammunition load for each soldier will be 140 total rounds, distributed across seven 20-round magazines, in total weighing 9.8 lb (4.4 kg). Compared to the M4A1 carbine weighing 6.34 lb (2.88 kg) unsuppressed, with a basic combat load of 210 rounds in seven 30-round magazines, in total weighing 7.4 lb (3.4 kg), the XM7 rifle weighs about 2 lb (0.91 kg) more and each soldier carries roughly a 4 lb (1.8 kg) heavier load with 70 fewer rounds.
Submachine Guns
HK MP7 (4.6x30mm)
The MP7 uses a short-stroke piston gas system as is used on H&K's G36 and HK416 in place of a blowback system traditionally seen on submachine guns. The 4.6×30mm ammunition is exclusive to the gun and offers low recoil. This ammunition is unique among submachine guns in that the bullet is made almost entirely of a hardened steel penetrator instead of softer copper or lead. The MP7 has a cyclic rate of fire of around 950 rounds per minute. The MP7 allows a conventional 20, 30 or 40-round box magazine to be fitted within the pistol grip (the 20-round magazine is comparable in size to a 15-round 9×19mm magazine, while the 40-round magazine compares to a 30-round 9×19mm magazine)
Squad Automatic Weapons
XM250 (6.8x51mm)
The XM250 light machine gun weighs 13 lb (5.9 kg), or 14.5 lb (6.6 kg) with a suppressor. It has a basic combat load of 400 rounds in four 100-round pouches weighing 27.1 lb (12.3 kg). Compared to the M249 light machine gun weighing 19.2 lb (8.7 kg) unsuppressed, with a basic combat load of 600 rounds in three 200-round pouches, weighing 20.8 lb (9.4 kg), the XM250 light machine gun weighs about 4 lb (1.8 kg) less and a gunner carries roughly a 1 lb (0.45 kg) heavier load with 200 fewer rounds. The barrel on the XM250 light machine gun is not considered to be a quick-change barrel and the stock is collapsible but non-folding.
Heavy Machine Guns
Kord (12.7mm)
The Kord-12.7 mm heavy machine gun is a Russian design that entered service in 1998, replacing the older NSV machine gun. Externally the weapon resembles the NSV; however, the internal mechanism has been extensively reworked, changing from a horizontally pivoting breech block to a rotating bolt design. Additionally the gas system has been changed and the muzzle baffle redesigned. These changes give the weapon reduced recoil compared with the NSV, allowing greater accuracy during sustained fire. The Russian Degtyarev bureau was given the job of producing an updated version of the weapon chambered in the 12.7×108mm cartridge, which could be used for support, mounted on vehicles or in an anti-aircraft capacity.
Sniper Rifles
Barret MK22 MRAD (.300 Winchester Magnum)
MK 22 MOD 0 ASR (Advanced Sniper Rifle) is the designation for the Barrett MRAD variant ordered by USSOCOM. In 2019, U.S. Special Operations Command awarded Barrett Manufacturing a $50 million contract for the ASR (Advanced Sniper Rifle) contract, ordering the Barrett MRAD with the ability to convert chambering between 7.62×51mm NATO, .300 Norma Magnum, and .338 Norma Magnum. The MK 22 ASR is issued with Barrett's AML 338 suppressor and paired with the Precision Variable Power Scopes (P-VPS) SU-295/PVS Nightforce ATACR 5-25×56 and SU-295/PVS Nightforce ATACR 7-35×56. MK 22 PSR (Precision Sniper Rifle) is the designation for the Barrett MRAD variant ordered by the Natsionalnaya Armiya and the U.S. Army
Shotguns
Atchisson AA-12 (12 Gauge)
The AA-12 (Auto Assault-12), originally designed and known as the Atchisson Assault Shotgun, is an automatic combat shotgun developed in 1972 by Maxwell Atchisson (however, the original development by Atchisson seems to have produced only a few guns at prototype-level, with the development that ultimately lead to the gun entering the market being done later by Military Police Systems, Inc. The most prominent feature is reduced recoil. The current 2005 version has been developed over 18 years since the patent was sold to Military Police Systems, Inc. The original design was the basis of several later weapons, including the USAS-12 combat shotgun. The shotgun fires in fully automatic mode only. However, the relatively low cyclic rate of fire of around 300 rounds per minute enables the shooter to fire individual rounds through the use of short trigger pulls. It is fed from either an 8-round box magazine, 20-round drum magazine, or a 32-round drum magazine. The charging handle is located at the top of the gun and does not reciprocate during firing.
Grenade Launchers
Milkor MGL (40MM HE)
The Milkor MGL (Multiple Grenade Launcher) is a lightweight 40 mm six-shot revolver-type grenade launcher (variations also fire 37/38mm) developed and manufactured in South Africa by Milkor (Pty) Ltd. The MGL was demonstrated as a concept to the South African Defence Force (SADF) in 1981. The MGL was then officially accepted into service with the SADF as the Y2. After its introduction in 1983, the MGL was gradually adopted by the armed forces and law enforcement organizations of over 50 countries, Kabarovsk included.
Man-Portable Rocket Launchers
Carl Gustaf (84mm)
The Carl Gustaf 8.4 cm recoilless rifle is a Swedish-developed 84 mm (3.3 in) caliber shoulder-fired recoilless rifle, initially developed by the Royal Swedish Army Materiel Administration during the second half of the 1940s as a crew-served man-portable infantry support gun for close-range multi-role anti-armour, anti-personnel, battlefield illumination, smoke screening and marking fire, which has seen great export success around the globe and continues to be a popular multi-purpose support weapon in use by many nations. The Carl Gustaf 84 mm recoilless rifle is a lightweight, low-cost weapon that uses a wide range of ammunition, which makes it extremely flexible and suitable for a wide variety of roles.
ATGMs
FGM-148 Javelin (HEAT)
Javelin is a fire-and-forget missile with lock-on before launch and automatic self-guidance. The system employs a top attack flight profile against armored vehicles, attacking the usually thinner top armor, but can also make a direct attack, for use against buildings, targets too close for top attack, targets under obstructions, and helicopters. It can reach a peak altitude of 150 m (490 ft) in top attack mode and 60 m (200 ft) in direct attack mode. Initial versions had a range of 2,000 m (6,600 ft), later increased to 2,500 m (8,200 ft). It is equipped with an imaging infrared seeker. The tandem warhead is fitted with two shaped charges: a precursor warhead to detonate any explosive reactive armor and a primary warhead to penetrate base armor. The missile is ejected from the launcher to a safe distance from the operator before the main rocket motors ignite – a "soft launch arrangement". This makes it harder to identify the launcher, though backblast from the launch tube still poses a hazard to nearby personnel. The firing team may move as soon as the "fire-and-forget" missile has been launched, or immediately prepare to fire on their next target. The missile system is sometimes carried by two soldiers consisting of a gunner and an ammunition bearer, although one soldier can fire it. While the gunner aims and fires the missile, the ammunition bearer scans for prospective targets, watches for threats like enemy vehicles or troops and ensures that personnel and obstacles are clear of the missile's launch backblast.
MANPADS
9K333 Verba (HE)
The 9K333 Verba was originally developed as a replacement for the 9K38 Igla. The Verba's primary new feature is its multispectral optical seeker, using three sensors - ultraviolet, near infrared, and mid-infrared - as opposed to the Igla-S' two. Cross-checking sensors against one another better discriminates between relevant targets and decoys, and decreases the chance of disruption from countermeasures, including lasers that attempt to blind missiles. According to a KBM spokesperson, the Verba can engage fixed- and rotary-wing aircraft and “new types of threats” such as unmanned aerial vehicles and cruise missiles. The Verba's containerized 9M336 surface-to-air missile (SAM) can be integrated into ground- and sea-based short-range air-defense (SHORAD) systems. “The SAM can also be used by air platforms,” the spokesperson added.
Sidearms
Sig Saur M17 (9mm)
The SIG Sauer M17 is a service pistol derived from the SIG Sauer P320 in use with the Kabarovskian Natsional'naya Armiya. On October 11 2018 the Kabarovskian Natsional'naya Armiya announced that a customized version of SIG Sauer's P320 had won the Armiya's XM17 Modular Handgun System competition.
Grenades
M67 Fragmentation Grenade (HE)
The M67 grenade has a spheroidal steel body that contains 6.5 oz (180 g) of composition B explosive. It uses the M213 pyrotechnic delay fuse. The M67 grenade weighs 14 oz (400 g) in total and has a safety clip to prevent the spoon on the grenade from being triggered in the event the safety pin is accidentally pulled. The safety pin prevents the safety lever, or "spoon" on the grenade from moving and releasing the spring-loaded striker which initiates the grenade's fuze assembly. The M67 can be thrown 35 meters (115 ft) from the standing position by the average male soldier. Its fuze delays detonation between 4 and 5 seconds after the spoon is released. Steel fragments are formed by the grenade body fracturing and have an injury radius of 15 meters (49 ft) and a fatality radius of 5 meters (16 ft), though some fragments can travel as far as 230 meters (750 ft).
M18 Smoke Grenade
The M18 was developed in 1942 during World War II and was completed in November of that year. It was designed to replace the M16 smoke grenade, which did not burn as long or as vividly. It was designated standard issue in the fall of 1943. Both were produced at the same time as the M16 production lines were already setup when the M18 was adopted. The M16 was available in red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet, and black. The M18 initially were going to be produced in the same colors, including white, but it was decided to limit it to four colors (red, yellow, green and violet) for simplicity. The M16 was declared limited standard in 1944 but was still available when it was declared obsolete in the early 1990s.
Towed Artillery
M777 Howitzer (155mm)
The M777 began in 1987 as the Ultralight Field Howitzer (UFH), developed by Vickers' Armaments Division in Barrow-in-Furness, UK. Upon taking over responsibility for the weapon, BAE "Americanized" to a large degree the construction and assembly through its US-based BAE Systems Land and Armaments group. The M777 now uses about 70% US-built parts including the gun barrel (designated M776), which is manufactured at the Watervliet Arsenal. With a weight of 4,200 kg (9,300 lb), the M777 is 41% lighter than the 7,154 kg (15,772 lb) M198 howitzer it replaces. Much of the weight reduction is due to the extensive use of titanium. The gun barrel serves as the towing bar, with the connecting ring forged as a projection of the muzzle brake. The M777 can be transported by helicopter sling-load, transport aircraft such as the Lockheed C-130 Hercules, or towed by air-braked vehicles weighing over 2.5 tonnes (5,500 lb), such as the FMTV and MTVR medium tactical vehicles. The minimum gun crew required is five, compared to a previous nine. The normal crew is eight. With a minimal emergency crew, the rate of fire is decreased.
Uniforms
Dress Uniforms
Ground Forces Dress Uniform:
The dress uniform of the Kabarovskian Ground Forces is a distinguished ensemble in deep forest green, accented with gold trim along the lapels and cuffs. The collar features a subtle embossed pattern inspired by traditional Kabarovskian motifs. Soldiers wear crisp white shirts with dark green ties, complemented by tailored trousers with a gold side stripe. Polished black leather boots and a peaked cap with a golden bear insignia complete the look, reflecting both tradition and modernity in Kabarovskian military attire.
Kabarovskian Air Force Dress Uniform:
The Kabarovskian Air Force dress uniform features a sleek deep blue jacket with golden/silver buttons and subtle Kabarovskian motifs. The ensemble includes deep blue trousers/skirt with a golden stripe, a crisp white shirt/blouse, and a peaked cap with the Kabarovskian Air Force emblem. Accessories include a deep blue tie/scarf with golden patterns, a golden/silver belt, and black leather gloves. Insignias and medals adorn the chest, and black polished leather shoes complete the attire.
Naval Forces Dress Uniform:
Traditional naval aspects and Kabarovskian cultural symbols are combined in the dress uniform of the Kabarovskian Naval Forces. The deep navy blue jacket features gold or silver buttons depicting local motifs like the Amur tiger. Epaulettes denote rank, while trousers/skirt bear a single golden stripe. A white shirt/blouse with a standing collar complements the ensemble. The traditional Kabarovskian ushanka features navy blue fabric with gold embellishments and the Kabarovskian Naval Forces emblem. Accessories include a navy blue tie or scarf with subtle gold patterns, a golden/silver belt, and black leather gloves. Insignias and medals adorn the chest, and black patent leather shoes complete the look. For ceremonial occasions, a navy blue cape with a gold trim is optional. Officers may carry a ceremonial sword or dirk.
Army Uniforms
Ground Force Uniform:
The Kabarovskian Organic Camouflage Pattern (KOCP) draws inspiration from the US Operational Camouflage Pattern (OCP), featuring a multi-scale design with varying shades of green. This fractal pattern incorporates irregular shapes and textures to disrupt the silhouette and blend seamlessly with diverse environments. Like its US counterpart, the KOCP provides effective concealment in a range of terrains, including forests, grasslands, and urban areas.
Navy Uniforms
Naval Forces Uniform:
The Kabarovskian Naval Digital Camouflage Pattern (KNDCP) is a pixelated design featuring varying shades of blue, tailored specifically for the Kabarovskian Navy. This digital pattern incorporates geometric shapes to disrupt the wearer's outline effectively, ensuring optimal concealment at sea. Made of durable and quick-drying fabric, the uniform includes jackets and trousers adorned with the KNDCP for seamless blending with the maritime environment.
Air Force Uniforms
Kabarovskian Air Force Uniform:
The Kabarovskian Air Force Tigerstripe Uniform (KAFTU) combines tradition and functionality with a green tigerstripe pattern reminiscent of Kabarovsk's lush forests and the agility of the Amur tiger. Constructed from durable, breathable fabric, the KAFTU ensures comfort and functionality during airborne operations. Adorned with irregular green stripes and blotches, the jacket and trousers offer effective concealment in forested and mixed terrain environments.
Protection/Night Vision Systems
Night Vision Systems
AN/PVS-31
The AN/PVS-31, also known as the F5032, is an advanced night vision goggle system designed for military and law enforcement use. It features dual tube technology, providing enhanced depth perception and situational awareness in low-light or nighttime conditions. With its lightweight and ergonomic design, the AN/PVS-31 offers improved comfort and maneuverability for extended missions. Equipped with high-performance image intensifier tubes, it delivers clear and detailed imagery, allowing users to navigate and engage targets with precision. The system is compatible with various weapon optics and accessories, further enhancing its versatility in combat operations.
Head Protection Systems
MICH 2000
The MICH was originally part of a series of combat helmets designed for the U.S. Army Special Operations Command as a replacement for the PASGT helmet and the various non-ballistic skateboard, bicycle, and whitewater "bump" helmets solely within those units. Development was done from 1997 before it was released in January 2001 by the United States Army Soldier Systems Center. In 2010, The Kabarovskian Natsional'naya Armiya officially started replacing old PAGST helmets with the MICH 2000, by 2015, the MICH 2000 completely replaced all instances of PAGST use in Kabarovsk.
Vest Protection Systems
Spartan Ballistic Vest
The Spartan Ballistic Vest is an elite tactical gear used by the Kabarovskian Natsional'naya Armiya. The Spartan is crafted from reinforced ballistic nylon, it offers durability against abrasions and punctures while providing comprehensive ballistic coverage with strategically positioned panels. Its modular design, featuring MOLLE webbing, enables customization for mission-specific needs, while ergonomic padding and adjustable straps ensure comfort and reduced fatigue. Integrated utility features like pockets, rescue handles, and hydration system compatibility enhance operational efficiency.
Ground Vehicles
Tanks
M1EK2 Abrams
The M1EK2 Abrams is an advanced iteration of the iconic M1A2 main battle tank, exclusively utilized by the Kabarovskian Natsional'naya Armiya. It boasts a revolutionary armor system that is both lighter and more effective than previous variants, providing enhanced protection without sacrificing mobility. This advanced armor technology significantly increases survivability against a wide range of threats, including anti-tank missiles and improvised explosive devices (IEDs), making the M1EK2 a formidable force on the battlefield. Combined with its powerful 135mm smoothbore barrel and advanced targeting systems, the M1EK2 delivers unmatched firepower and situational awareness, ensuring dominance in both offensive and defensive operations.
APCs/ IFVs
Puma IFV
The PUMA Infantry Fighting Vehicle (IFV) is a German armored vehicle designed to support infantry operations. Developed by Rheinmetall Defence, it entered service with the German Army in 2010. The PUMA boasts advanced features such as modular armor, which can be adjusted based on mission requirements, and a high degree of protection against various threats including mines and improvised explosive devices (IEDs). It is equipped with a 30mm autocannon and a variety of secondary weapons, making it effective in both offensive and defensive roles. The vehicle is also known for its advanced situational awareness systems, including a panoramic commander's sight and sensors for detecting threats.
Stryker APC
The Stryker Armored Personnel Carrier (APC) is a versatile wheeled armored vehicle developed by General Dynamics Land Systems. Its modular design allows for various configurations, including troop transport, reconnaissance, and fire support. With advanced survivability features and firepower options like machine guns and anti-tank missiles, it offers enhanced protection and mobility on diverse terrain. The Stryker has become a crucial asset, providing troops with adaptability and firepower in various missions.
SPGs
M109A7 Howitzer
The M109 is an American 155 mm turreted self-propelled howitzer, first introduced in the early 1960s to replace the M44. It has been upgraded a number of times, most recently to the M109A7. The M109 family is the most common Western indirect-fire support weapon of maneuver brigades of armored and mechanized infantry divisions. The M109 has a crew of four: the section chief/commander, the driver, the gunner, and the ammunition handler/loader. The chief or gunner aims the cannon left or right (deflection) and up and down (quadrant).
MRLSs
M142 Himars
The M142 High Mobility Artillery Rocket System (HIMARS) is a light multiple rocket launcher developed in the late 1990s. The HIMARS carries one pod with either six Guided Multiple Launch Rocket System (GMLRS) rockets or one Army Tactical Missile System (ATACMS) missile. It is based on the U.S. Army's FMTV five-ton truck, and is capable of launching all rockets specified in the Multiple Launch Rocket System Family of Munitions (MFOM). HIMARS ammunition pods are interchangeable with the M270 MLRS; however, it is limited to a single pod as opposed to the standard two for the M270 and its variants.
Aerial Vehicles
Fighters
F-35 Lightning II
The Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II is an American family of single-seat, single-engine, all-weather stealth multirole combat aircraft designed for air superiority and strike missions; it also has electronic warfare and intelligence, surveillance, and reconnaissance capabilities. Lockheed Martin is the prime F-35 contractor with principal partners Northrop Grumman and BAE Systems. The aircraft has three main variants: the conventional takeoff and landing (CTOL) F-35A, the short take-off and vertical-landing (STOVL) F-35B, and the carrier-based (CV/CATOBAR) F-35C.
F-15 EX
The F-15EX is a modernized variant of the F-15 Eagle fighter jet, developed by Boeing. It incorporates advanced technologies and capabilities to meet the evolving needs of air combat missions. Key features include an updated avionics suite, advanced radar systems, enhanced weapons capability, and improved electronic warfare systems. With increased payload capacity and range compared to its predecessors, the F-15EX offers extended mission durations and greater versatility in various operational scenarios. Designed to complement existing fighter aircraft, it serves as a critical component of air superiority and multi-role missions.
Bombers
B-2 Spirit
The Northrop Grumman B-2 Spirit, also known as the Stealth Bomber, is an American heavy strategic bomber, featuring low-observable stealth technology designed to penetrate dense anti-aircraft defenses. A subsonic flying wing with a crew of two, the plane was designed by Northrop (later Northrop Grumman) and produced from 1987 to 2000. The bomber can drop conventional and thermonuclear weapons, such as up to eighty 500-pound class (230 kg) Mk 82 JDAM GPS-guided bombs, or sixteen 2,400-pound (1,100 kg) B83 nuclear bombs. The B-2 is the only acknowledged in-service aircraft that can carry large air-to-surface standoff weapons in a stealth configuration.
B-21 Raider
Many aspects of the B-21 program are highly classified; the program is designated as a special access program. The Congressional Research Service noted in 2021 that the B-21's technical details and specifications, such as speed, enabling systems, "size, required stealth, structure, number and type of engines, projected weapons, and onboard sensors remain classified" although some information about various other aspects of the program have been made public since 2015. The first photos of the aircraft were released on 2 December 2022, taken during a rollout ceremony at Northrop Grumman's production facilities in Palmdale, California
Attack Helicopters
AX-64kB Apache
The AX-64kB, developed by Boeing, is a variant of the AH-64 Apache utilized by the Kabarovskian Natsional'naya Armiya. This twin-engine, four-bladed aircraft is optimized for anti-tank operations. Armed with a deadly arsenal including Hellfire missiles, Hydra rockets, and a 20mm M61 Vulcan, it packs a powerful punch against enemy forces. Its advanced avionics and targeting systems provide precise engagement capabilities, enabling it to operate effectively day or night and in various weather conditions.
AX-64kP Apache
Many aspects of the AX-64kB have been brought over to the AX-64kP variant. The AX-64kP is another variant of the AH-64 Apache built by Boeing. The AX-64kP, like its brother the AX-64kB are both used by the Kabarovskian Natsional'naya Armiya. It has the same twin-engine, four-bladed style as all other Boeing built Apaches. This variant has been purpose-built for infantry support and armed recon. Armaments include an M230 Chain Gun, and 4 slots, each holding 5 hellfire missiles.
Cargo Craft
C-130 Hercules
The Lockheed C-130 Hercules is an American four-engine turboprop military transport aircraft designed and built by Lockheed (now Lockheed Martin). Capable of using unprepared runways for takeoffs and landings, the C-130 was originally designed as a troop, medevac, and cargo transport aircraft. The versatile airframe has found uses in other roles, including as a gunship (AC-130), for airborne assault, search and rescue, scientific research support, weather reconnaissance, aerial refueling, maritime patrol, and aerial firefighting. It is now the main tactical airlifter for many military forces worldwide. More than 40 variants of the Hercules, including civilian versions marketed as the Lockheed L-100, operate in more than 60 nations.
Gunships
Lockheed AC-130
The Lockheed AC-130 gunship is a heavily armed, long-endurance, ground-attack variant of the C-130 Hercules transport, fixed-wing aircraft. It carries a wide array of ground-attack weapons that are integrated with sophisticated sensors, navigation, and fire-control systems. Unlike other modern military fixed-wing aircraft, the AC-130 relies on visual targeting. Since its large profile and low operating altitudes around 7,000 feet (2,100 m) make it an easy target, its close air support missions are usually flown at night.
Patrol Boats
Akimov-Class Patrol Boat
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Minelayers
Sysoev-Class Minelayer
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Submarines
Alexander-Class Nuclear Submarine
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Corvettes
Kuznetsov-Class Corvette
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Destroyers
Chernov-Class Destroyer
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Frigates
Volkov-Class Frigate
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Cruisers
Zinczenko-Class Cruiser
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Battlecruisers
Zverev-Class Battlecruiser
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Carriers
Vasiliev-Class Super Carrier
The Vasiliev-class supercarrier is a class of nuclear-powered aircraft carriers developed and constructed by the Kabarovsk Shipbuilding Corporation in Ilonovsk, Kabarovsk. Initiated in the early 2010s, the Vasiliev-class project aimed to create a next-generation aircraft carrier that would significantly enhance Kabarovsk's naval capabilities. The Vasiliev-class features a conventional layout with a full-length flight deck, island superstructure, and below-deck hangar space for aircraft storage and maintenance. Its nuclear propulsion system provides virtually unlimited range and endurance, allowing the carrier to operate far from home ports for extended periods.
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