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"Good Afternoon." ~Ilayda Juhász, Daughter of the Caliphess Territorio di Nessuno, Great solordia, East supple lund, and Beasluxia | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
125th Itallitopian Congress, Rome Bill #5642 Prohibition of Anime President of the Congress Doritus stood at the podium with a copy of a new bill, which was to ban anime. "Hello my fellow Congressmen, today we have to come to discuss an extremely important topic. Today, we are to discuss a ban on anime and all related materials. This one comes after constant s###posting from the public, as well as President Dewus. You will all receive a copy of the bill on your computers." he started. The congressmen received an email, with a PDF on the details of the bill, with the current draft also being listed on the Itallitopian Congressional website. A congressman rose his hand and asked a question before the Congress proceeded. "Don't you think banning all anime is a little bit harsh?" he asked? Doritus responded, "Representative Delgado, do you mean to tell you're a filthy weeb? Are you collaborating with the enemy?" "Uhhh, nooo sir?" the Congressman answered. "Then good, we shall proceed." Doritus continued. Territorio di Nessuno, Great solordia, Confederation of independent colonies, Aquir teorrist group, and 6 othersTanabon, East supple lund, Deerfenland, Beasluxia, Drasyll, and Toshavo iii | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Anyone reading this should also endorse Guslantis, Territorio di Nessuno, Aerilia, and Beasluxia | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
"Hi there and welcome to the Legion recruiting station. We've renovated this old train station so that we can form an orderly line and recruit some of you to become a proud legionnaire. Our alliance offers safety, security, brotherhood and many more. Sign up today and join the Legion Of Doom!" Territorio di Nessuno, Great solordia, Confederation of independent colonies, Itallitopia, and 2 othersBeasluxia, and Militarized algerstonia | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Great now I gotta promote 2 alliances blah blah blah HL blah blah PAX HAVENICA  Summary and Goal Code of Conduct
2.Memberstates should show a minimal amount of respect towards each other. This is a game for fun, so have fun! 3.The alliance accepts nations of all ideologies. 4.Attacking fellow alliance members is forbidden. 5.The Commander in Chief is the supreme authority of the alliance, and delegates to the members of the alliance the powers of the Officer Corp.
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blah blah blah OSEAN blah blah OSEAN Organization of Strategically and Economically Aligned Nations Established July 18, 2018 Rules All OSEAN members must be on the Strangereal Map. All OSEAN members must obtain the consent of either the Premier, Chairman of the Council of Ministers, or Minister of Defense prior to declaring war upon another nation. In submitting a request to go to war, OSEAN members must detail their reason for going to war, who they are going to war against, and if they need OSEAN support. OSEAN support of member nations in conflicts must be requested for from the Minister of Defense. When requesting support, detail the combatants in the conflict, and the reasons for the request. All requests must be done by telegrams. OSEAN member nations shall not be given OSEAN protection from the repercussions of agreements signed before the aforementioned member's entry to OSEAN.
Brief Overview OSEAN is a political, military and economic alliance of 27 member states that are located primarily in North and South Osea. The organization was established on 10 July, 2018 in an effort to resolve and stabilize the growing tensions and conflicts within the region. OSEAN constitutes a system of collective defense whereby its independent member states agree to mutual defense in response to an attack by any external party. The alliance headquarters are located in Chengde, Hong kong empire, while the military headquarters of OSEAN is near Nuenbridge, New Chilokver. OSEAN (originally the Osean League) was created by a merger of another Osean entity, the Union of Federative States. In a collaboration with the governments of Hong kong empire and Toshavo, both agreed and sought to unite the continent under one union of nations. After the treaty between Toshavo and the Iron Bank, South Osean governments opposed and condemned acts of imperialism within the region. It was officially rebranded as OSEAN on October 20, 2018 in order to keep up with the times. OSEAN also seeks to bring a monetary union, in which Osean nations use one regional currency, the OSEAN Standard (OSU; ₴). Nations that apply for membership may want to join the economic region known as the OSEAN Standard Cooperation Area (OUCA). Member States Map of all OSEAN states in yellow
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OOC: The following is the result of me being simultaneously bored and tired. Please keep that in mind. With nothing better to do beyond examine the empty communications channels, Tokiko Suou let out a sigh. Remon’s busy, there’s no point talking about military matters...I suppose I may as well take a look at world affairs, find important events on my own. The Intermittent Head of Diplomacy flicked through some reports. Let’s see...war between...where are these nations again? She walked over to a globe, examining it, only to realise that it was already substantially outdated. Budget cuts...reconstruction is important. Guess I need a map... After attaining a map of the world, and spending two minutes trying to find where these nations she had never heard of were, she finally succeeded. Oh. They’re not important. Moving on. What’s this next one? Hurricane in Crown Isles? Where are those? Ah, there. Nowhere near us. They’re blaming pollution? Tokiko looked out of the window. It was smoggy outside, but that was usual. Instead, end gaze was drawn to the clouds above. The Nightmare War was worse than any amount of industrial pollution could ever hope to be. That’s the danger of the arcane, and weapons of mass destruction. At this point, she noticed the news of the debate in Deerfenland. Debate? In a democratic country? I suppose I could use some depressing comedy. Oh, we have coverage? While she waited for the video to download- internet was having trouble still, and Densetsu Hachi’s constant uploads downloads were not helping- she traced the shūkei marks on her cheek. They were scars, tally marks carved into skin, a score of how many Tengos she had killed during the war. I wonder how many people are dying in that war in places I’ve never heard of and still can’t bring myself to care about. There are too many wars like that. Irrelevant ones, yet ones where people die, sometimes horrifically. Nothing will match the Nightmare in brutality, I’m sure of that. But that war was a war of survival. These wars? I don’t even know why they’re fought. A desire to expand? An urge to gain resources? Some historical grudge? I don’t know. Maybe I- oh, it’s loaded. All Tokiko knew about Deerfenland was that it was a nation that had held a sporting tournament. The Chudokuren Baseball Division was still finishing their report on their findings. It didn’t take an analyst, however, to see how utterly idiotic both sides in this presidential debate were. Even the interviewer seemed to admit as much. The two sides argued with each other over pretty much everything. One of them- the strange-looking man- seemed adamant about some kind of barrier. What good is a wall going to do in this day and age? Military forces- oh, it’s not for that? Immigration? That’s is why have an ocean. They then proceeded to argue over their nation’s flag, causing Tokiko to laugh a little. What idiots. And to think, some people actually want democracy... The old woman, after demonstrating her apparent lack of inhibitions or indeed common sense, argued over HL. What, that guy wants to leave their alliance? That’s painting a huge target on their whole country’s back. Finally, there was something unimportant about internment camps, which Tokiko was too busy processing the ridiculousness of it all to pay attention to. Democracy. A system in which idiots choose other idiots to rule them. That’s what Aozora said about it. Maybe we should send uncensored versions of this sort of thing onto comedy networks. It’s not even propaganda, it’s reality. That’s rather sad, actually. With that finished, Tokiko noticed another piece of news. Itallitopia? Banning...anime? Why? They’re gonna let everyone drive around in battle tanks and run around with heavy machine guns, all overdosed on carbonated beverages, but they’re scared of letting people see animations? She couldn’t resist. She facepalmed. It hurt the flesh behind her eyepatch, but she couldn’t help it. This world is full of idiots. My favourite show’s an animation! She sighed. I’d better check communications again... Territorio di Nessuno, Great solordia, Confederation of independent colonies, Puczovska, and 9 othersItallitopia, Sunaiya, East supple lund, Deerfenland, Beasluxia, Militarized algerstonia, Drasyll, Sartinaynia, and Crown isles | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
1 out of the 3 above alliances suck! It's up to you to guess which one! Territorio di Nessuno and Beasluxia | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
A photon went to a hotel. The bellboy tried to pick up his luggage, but the photon stopped him because he was traveling light. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Invitation To whom this may concern, The Deerfenese Minister of Foreign Relations invites Toshavo iii to the Deerfenese province of Nigeria for a meeting about affairs in the land of Strangereal along with discussing the issues of the two nations. We will be meeting in the capital city in Nigeria named Abuja. However, be warned that this section speaks Yoruba and Igbo meaning that some signs will be in Igbo and some other signs will be in Yoruba. Don't worry, though! We will send an Igbo or a Yoruba translator to meet your representatives at the airport. We provide a stay at the Golden Crown Hotel in downtown Abuja across the river from downtown, which is the section that has the main amusement parks and landmarks of Zuma Rock, Jabi Lake, Millennium Park, and Museum of the Jenosid. We also offer free boat rides across the river. Where: Abuja International Conference Centre, 11, Central Area, Area, 900 Herbert Macaulay Way The Golden Crown Hotel in Abuja also near a few restaurants named "Spice Platter" on 18 Libreville Cres, Wuse, "Serendib Restaurant And Bar" on Lake Crescent Hotel, 29 Umaru Dikko St, Jabi, and "BluCabana Restaurant & Cafe" on 1322 Shehu Yaradua Blvd, Mabushi. There is also a restaurant in the hotel if you want to just relax after the meeting. We also invite you to see a Deerfenese future Olympic Team Basketball Team take on the Deerfenese Osean Games Basketball Team. Address of the Hotel: 26734 Zakara Pkwy, Abuja, Nigeria We hope to see you there! Muhammadu Buhari, Nigerian Province Representative Territorio di Nessuno, Great solordia, Confederation of independent colonies, East supple lund, and 1 otherTreshmanio | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
VOTE!!!!! Originally, 64 teams competed for the title of the favorite in the TNP. Now, only the 4 most liked nations remain! Here are the INTER-NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS for the Who is the Favorite in the TNP! Vote for The INTER-NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS on who is the favorite in the TNP! Starting at 64 nations, only the two most popular remain in the tournament! And here it is, the championship YOU can vote for.... Aerilia vs. Highton islands DISCLAIMER: If you are caught voting twice for one matchup(through puppets, etc), you will be ejected from the tourney and your vote will not count for that and in the future. Thank you. https://challonge.com/thxep3t3 The winner will receive my card with the highest value. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Dark theme is weird Territorio di Nessuno, The anarchist far east, and Militarized algerstonia | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Only one? I joke, of course. Couldn’t resist. Speaking of which, you may want to procure better recruitment tactics than “blah blah blah [ALLIANCE_NAME_HERE] blah blah”. I mean, if you consider it some kind of unwanted but necessary obligation, I’d probably suggest trying a different approach or not doing it at all. I mean, it’s not very enticing when the one trying to bring you into an alliance doesn’t seem to care about it. I’m not a recruitment expert though, but still. Territorio di Nessuno and Great solordia | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
You should hear my nation jokes. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Shake head? Where's that dialect from? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
How to get yourself banned from ns We all know the alliance of the two lane road is better | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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