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Polotsk rus wrote:

Is Subway bread technically cake due to how much sugar and calories is in the bread?

Is ketchup technically frosting with how much sugar is in it?

Polotsk rus wrote:

Is Subway bread technically cake due to how much sugar and calories is in the bread?

I saw that case.

Ardonii wrote:

You were gi-

*Slow computer noises*

Pinguioris wrote:

Is ketchup technically frosting with how much sugar is in it?

No

Pinguioris wrote:

Is ketchup technically frosting with how much sugar is in it?

Nope, frosting is an icing used to devorate the cake, or give it more taste.

Pinguioris wrote:

Is ketchup technically frosting with how much sugar is in it?

Blame the Irish Supreme Court for embedding the question in my head.

Austro-Bavarian States wrote:

I saw that case.

No it is still bread 100 percent

Filibustra wrote:

Every burger is a sandwich, but not every sandwich is a burger.

Woah. Mind blown

Polotsk rus wrote:

Is Subway bread technically cake due to how much sugar and calories is in the bread?

WHAT!?
I’ve been chowing on that stuff almost twice every week!
Dang lifestyle choices

Is spaghetti a stew because of the noodle to sauce ratio?

Filibustra wrote:

Nope, frosting is an icing used to devorate the cake, or give it more taste.

And ketchup can't perform those duties?

M90 close assault weapon system wrote:

WHAT!?
I’ve been chowing on that stuff almost twice every week!
Dang lifestyle choices

According to the Supreme Court of Ireland the bread in Subway qualifies as cake due to how much sugar and calories it has.

Polotsk rus wrote:

Is Subway bread technically cake due to how much sugar and calories is in the bread?

Cake is an item of soft sweet food made from a mixture of flour, fat, eggs, sugar, and other ingredients, baked and sometimes iced or decorated. I never was to Subway, so I can't tell if their bread is soft or sweet, but I believe it is not.

Oh god. What have I done to this chat?

Pinguioris wrote:

And ketchup can't perform those duties?

Fair.

Filibustra wrote:

Cake is an item of soft sweet food made from a mixture of flour, fat, eggs, sugar, and other ingredients, baked and sometimes iced or decorated. I never was to Subway, so I can't tell if their bread is soft or sweet, but I believe it is not.

Trust me it says Subway bread

Wallstreetopia wrote:

Oh god. What have I done to this chat?

at least it aint politics anymore...

Pinguioris wrote:

And ketchup can't perform those duties?

Well, technically molten steel can also perform these duties. It's the "technically" word that counts. Ketchup is not commonly used to perform these duties, as is molten steel, so ketchup is not an icing, nor a frosting.

Filibustra wrote:

Cake is an item of soft sweet food made from a mixture of flour, fat, eggs, sugar, and other ingredients, baked and sometimes iced or decorated. I never was to Subway, so I can't tell if their bread is soft or sweet, but I believe it is not.

Ask the Supreme Court of Ireland aswell cus idfk anymore.

Kuhawa wrote:

at least it aint politics anymore...

Yeah. Now we're talking about Subway Bread being Cake and Ketchup being Icing.

Kuhawa wrote:

at least it aint politics anymore...

Classifying foods is 10x better than arguing over whether hitler was a socialist.

Filibustra wrote:

Well, technically molten steel can also perform these duties. It's the "technically" word that counts. Ketchup is not commonly used to perform these duties, as is molten steel, so ketchup is not an icing, nor a frosting.

Molten steel can't because it would evaporate the cake. Ketchup can make a slightly liquidy red frosting on a cake. Adds flavor? Check. Decorative? Check. I don't see the issue...?

Wallstreetopia wrote:

Yeah. Now we're talking about Subway Bread being Cake and Ketchup being Icing.

im just glad its not political anymore.

Kuhawa wrote:

im just glad its not political anymore.

Imagine if somehow, they make Subway bread into a political weapon......

Pinguioris wrote:

Molten steel can't because it would evaporate the cake. Ketchup can make a slightly liquidy red frosting on a cake. Adds flavor? Check. Decorative? Check. I don't see the issue...?

Well, then if not molten steel, then mercury. Adds flavour? Check. Decorative? Check.