The Splotchiness of Chromatophore is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 45.781 billion Chromatophoreans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 58.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped Chromatophorean economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion RGBS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,597 RGBS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown. Chromatophore's national animal is the indigo ferret.

Chromatophore is ranked 1^st in the world and 1^st in 100 Nations of Conquest for Most Corrupt Governments, with zero kickbacks per hour.