The Constitutional Theocracy of Iandrul is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Jackson with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 11.536 billion Iandrulians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westerfall. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Iandrulian economy, worth a remarkable 2,413 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 209,248 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

It's best to decline if President Jackson offers to buy a round of drinks, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Iandrulian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, and the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iandrul's national animal is the raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Iandrul is ranked 15,292^nd in the world and 6^th in League of Christian Nations for Most Patriotic, with 53.68 flags saluted per person per day.