The Frizch Viceroyalty of Alpamaya is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by His Royal Majesty Kovro I of Frezko with a fair hand, and remarkable for its burgeoning seagull population. The democratic population of 7.211 billion Alpamayans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, International Aid, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Industry and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arteggiana. The average income tax rate is 17.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Alpamayan economy, worth 269 trillion Cerles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,308 Cerles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

His Royal Majesty Kovro I of Frezko has just been declared ruler of Alpamaya in an international press conference and Alpamaya has designated Arteggiana as its capital city. Crime is relatively low. Alpamaya's national animal is the seagull.

Alpamaya is ranked 147,419^th in the world and 1^st in The Fourth Sovereign Charter for Highest Food Quality, scoring 15.85 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.