The East PacificBoard

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:

oK

Euricanis another time then

damn

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:

Time to start RMB drama and get banned

Good for you.

H m m m

The death syndicate wrote:

H m m m

Yooooo

What up future Oppenheimer Part 2 TDS boogaloo?

The death syndicate wrote:

H m m m

>.>

Someone stole a Cocogoat.

I want it back.

Peatiktist wrote:

Someone stole a Cocogoat.

I want it back.

2 bad
mine nao

Kavanos wrote:

Pretty good, you?
Yes

Good!

Peatiktist wrote:

Someone stole a Cocogoat.

I want it back.

because why?

Brethren wrote:

2 bad
mine nao

i’m sure you’ll take great care of an animal crossed with a fruit that isn’t in evolutionary pain

Brethren wrote:

2 bad
mine nao

I need those.

Euricanis wrote:

because why?

They're expensive. The reapers pay me hundreds of years for those.

👀

Aivintis get your useless ass out here

Also Pakitsk

Now that's some fast moderator action. MODERATORUS VULT

Well that works

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:

👀

Aivintis get your useless ass out here

Also Pakitsk

Nevermind guys

whaaaaaat just happened

Peatiktist wrote:

They're expensive. The reapers pay me hundreds of years for those.

assuming “years” aren’t just tokens of currency, why do you want them

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:

Well that works

Nevermind guys

ping them again for good measure, and so next time they arrive faster

Euricanis wrote:

whaaaaaat just happened
assuming “years” aren’t just tokens of currency, why do you want them

Years.

Both currency, and life prolonger.
Necessary if you want to stay immortal.

Peatiktist wrote:

Years.

Both currency, and life prolonger.
Necessary if you want to stay immortal.

if you need years to be immortal then you’re not immortal, that goes against what immortality is

Euricanis wrote:

if you need years to be immortal then you’re not immortal, that goes against what immortality is

Perhaps.

But the richest people are always the farthest from death.

Peatiktist wrote:

Perhaps.

But the richest people are always the farthest from death.

in this case it’s “the people who are farthest from death are the richest”

Euricanis wrote:

ping them again for good measure, and so next time they arrive faster

Well you see, each RO is issued an adorable little open-topped car that floats through the air. It's large enough for one RO plus one comically oversized banhammer, and is how they arrive to every scene at which they must carry out their duty. If a RO is to arrive without the air buggy, their actions are invalid and may be accompanied by the chirruping of a thousand leprechauns.

The air buggies, naturally, run on 100% pure PING. We have to keep their tanks filled up so our ROs can arrive in proper fashion :)