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What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

What do you call a tired kangaroo?

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?

Great big holes all over Australia.

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the kids have to play indoors.

What's a kangaroo's favorite season?

Spring.

Why don't kangaroos make good sailors?

Because they're always jumping ship.

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo at night.

Knowing that he could hop really high, the zoo officials decided to put up a ten-foot fence.

However, they were amazed to find the kangaroo was out again the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.

So they put up a twenty-foot fence instead.

Again the next morning, they were amazed to find the kangaroo had still go out.

So they started to put up a forty foot high fence.

As the animals in the zoo watch this, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they’ll go?"

The kangaroo replied, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody starts locking the gate at night!"

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?

A woolly jumper.

What do you call an angry kangaroo?

Hopping mad.

What's a kangaroo's favorite type of clothing?

A jump suit.

How do sick kangaroos get better?

They have a hop-eration.

What's a kangaroo's favorite game?

Jump rope.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial.

What time is it when a kangaroo hops on your sofa?

Time to get a new sofa.

What do you call an irate kangaroo?

A k-angry-oo.

What's a kangaroo's favorite type of candy?

Lolli-hops.

What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?

Lost.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a cow?

A kanga-moo.

What's a kangaroo's favorite year?

A leap year.

Why did the kangaroo hesitate?

He didn't want to jump to a conclusion.