The East PacificBoard

Cretalia wrote:

cretalian daily fact #1: 60% of Cretalians speak German. the reason why has never been fully explained

Would you like to become completely Germanic? :D

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Updated Merlovichan Political House, moved from Congress to a Parliamentary system with the new claim and nation

Slatos wrote:

Mine is declining due to low birth rates and high death rates

Interesting, I'll start a relocation campaign, encouraging Merlovichan's to move to Slatos and give a boost to the birth rate

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:

Would you like to become completely Germanic? :D

no we're good, thanks for the offer *starts digging defensive trenches just in case*

Talixhana wrote:

The state of Talix becomes extremely p*ssed, not so much for the land, but that Congressional districts were taken from Talix and given to Dowell, slicing down Talix's influence in Congress.

Congress decides to compensate the state by turning the Federal Island off of Talix into state land and creating two Congressional Districts.

Bombs Away!

An incident happened this morning involving a Cretalian warship, and a Korolkian submarine fleet. The subs mistook the warship as war and not a movie prop, therefore the subs launched torpedoes and 59 were killed, 18 were injured.

Cretalia wrote:

no we're good, thanks for the offer *starts digging defensive trenches just in case*

why are you preparing for war

Logiteks wrote:

Bombs Away!

An incident happened this morning involving a Cretalian warship, and a Korolkian submarine fleet. The subs mistook the warship as war and not a movie prop, therefore the subs launched torpedoes and 59 were killed, 18 were injured.

Cretalia demands a full apology and reparations paid to the families of those killed and injured

WHAT!? What is this!

Judeh wrote:

why are you preparing for war

just a precaution, nothing serious

Talixhana the people of The new wisconsin empire would like to improve relations among our two nations. we believe the best way to achieve this is to hold a summit hosted in the newly rebuilt New Madison on a decided upon time and date

Logiteks wrote:

Bombs Away!

An incident happened this morning involving a Cretalian warship, and a Korolkian submarine fleet. The subs mistook the warship as war and not a movie prop, therefore the subs launched torpedoes and 59 were killed, 18 were injured.

Oh dear lord. Devian fleet shakes heads in dissapointment.

Cretalia wrote:

Cretalia demands a full apology and reparations paid to the families of those killed and injured

2.5 million dollars have been paid to families for the reparations.

News reporters remark hearing Rex Nivokol say:
"Those Idiots Should Stay Out Of My Waters!"

The new wisconsinite state who are you and why have you stolen my name?

The new wisconsin empire wrote:

The new wisconsinite state who are you and why have you stolen my name?

WE DEMAND ANSWERS!!! ANSWERS GOD DAMNIT!!!

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Logiteks wrote:

2.5 million dollars have been paid to families for the reparations.

News reporters remark hearing Rex Nivokol say:
"Those Idiots Should Stay Out Of My Waters!"

*Cretalia thanks the government of Logiteks for the reparations, but reminds them of a need for a public apology

Devlon wrote:

WE DEMAND ANSWERS!!! ANSWERS GOD DAMNIT!!!

*Pulls a bag over The new wisconsinite state's head*
Help me throw him in trunk

What should Ice Bear first banner be lol

The new wisconsin empire wrote:

*Pulls a bag over The new wisconsinite state's head*
Help me throw him in trunk

Got it. XD

BearStackof2015 wrote:

What should Ice Bear first banner be lol

My flag when you get the customizable one.

Cretalia wrote:

just a precaution, nothing serious

ok *puts more men on border

Cretalia wrote:

*cretalia thankss the government of Logiteks for the reparations, but reminds them of a need for a public apology

Rex Nivokol goes to Cretalia with many guards nearby and apologizes for the sinking of the warship. Vice President Ji Kelsk however, denounces Cretalia for endangerment.

Logiteks wrote:

Rex Nivokol goes to Cretalia with many guards nearby and apologizes for the sinking of the warship. Vice President Ji Kelsk however, denounces Cretalia for endangerment.

Lol this seems like a good way to make enemies

Logiteks wrote:

Rex Nivokol goes to Cretalia with many guards nearby and apologizes for the sinking of the warship. Vice President Ji Kelsk however, denounces Cretalia for endangerment.

King Petra I demands a personal apology from the VP or he will ask the president to force him to resign

Oof, Ice Bears only RP is getting hunted