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The Constitutional Dictatorship of Peatiktist

Euricanis wrote:then what the f*ck is this?

Well let me explain how I rewrote it.

His mother is having a baby. She goes into childbirth on an airplane in international airspace.
Since she gave birth in international airspace, the baby is not a citizen of any country, and cannot be brought into any country since without a birth certificate, it can't get any passports or citizenships.

So, the city the plane landed in gives the plane citizenship, allowing the plane to adopt the baby. This way, he gets his adoptive airplane father's citizenship.

Therefore, his father is an airplane.

Technocratic tagalog

Kylondia wrote:Why is there a tank doing donuts on my street?

Euricanis I think I have found your tank.

The Biohazardous Detective of Euricanis

Peatiktist wrote:Well let me explain how I rewrote it.

His mother is having a baby. She goes into childbirth on an airplane in international airspace.
Since she gave birth in international airspace, the baby is not a citizen of any country, and cannot be brought into any country since without a birth certificate, it can't get any passports or citizenships.

So, the city the plane landed in gives the plane citizenship, allowing the plane to adopt the baby. This way, he gets his adoptive airplane father's citizenship.

Therefore, his father is an airplane.

ohhhhh. okay. i was referring to biological parental status.

The Biohazardous Detective of Euricanis

Technocratic tagalog wrote:Euricanis I think I have found your tank.

my tank? i don’t have one

Peatiktist and Technocratic tagalog

Fetudersialand

Kylondia wrote:What? No! Not your Light Recon Tank you are blasting Initial D music in! I’m talking about that Panzer lookin one with the nutty lady yelling some stuff about not getting paid enough and stuff.

MEIN GOTT. Karen got a hold for the take Oh god.

Technocratic tagalog

The Constitutional Dictatorship of Peatiktist

Technocratic tagalog wrote:Euricanis I think I have found your tank.

My assistant would not be doing donuts with my tank.

Her brain is too logical to do something like that.

Euricanis wrote:ohhhhh. okay. i was referring to biological parental status.

His biological father has just been rewritten to be in the same situation

Welp.

Technocratic tagalog

The Biohazardous Detective of Euricanis

Peatiktist wrote:His biological father has just been rewritten to be in the same situation

Welp.

yeah, well, if you somehow made someone’s biological father a plane, i would seriously consider choosing tsul over you

i mean, i’d decide against it, but still

The Constitutional Dictatorship of Peatiktist

Kylondia wrote:What? No! Not your Light Recon Tank you are blasting Initial D music in! I’m talking about that Panzer lookin one with the nutty lady yelling some stuff about not getting paid enough and stuff.

I'll make sure to blow that one up when my tank shows up.

Euricanis wrote:yeah, well, if you somehow made someone’s biological father a plane, i would seriously consider choosing tsul over you

i mean, i’d decide against it, but still

There is no logical reason to chose her over me.

Technocratic tagalog

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:

WINDSOR,

[Months After the first amendment of the treaty, Aboard HMS Dark Winter]

the cold mist of a winter's morning covers the almighty battleship upon its course to Valhalla. They ship meant for destruction and blood calmly sails the waters.
Aboard the ship lies the Two kings as well as their sons, Prince Frederick and Prince David, heirs to their father's respective thrones as well as being in charge of the RBAF.
Prince David woke up early before he usually is awake. Like his father, he has great fascination for naval warfare as well as taking an aerial interest, being the key supporter behind the creation of the Duchess Sea bomber. Unlike his father, however, he is keen to bring other cultures to the Kingdom as well experiencing it themselves, hence why he demanded to go on this voyage after not being made aware of the Llainfair festival along with Frederick, although Prince Frederick did not care for other's culture, rather the technology they bring.
Whilst walking upon the deck of the Dark Winter, he saw his father watching through the mist at the bow of the ship. David ventured forth towards his father and stood behind him before his father spoke:
"You see this mist son?"
" Of course father, what about it? "
Charles turned to face his son. David noticed how calm he is, being one of the only sailors he saw that did worry of the cloud surrounding him:
"I would like you to know what you think of this fog, David."
" The mist brings about thoughts of uncertainty, the unknown and how we can be at the mercy of forces we cannot see at work , father. "
Charles looked upon his kinsmen, the future of the Kingdom:
"You are quite correct, my dear son. In fact one can even chalk it up to Windsor, and how everyone is shrouded upon the mist others create, which is why one just remember that the mist, whilst created by nations with hidden agendas, can be used by anyone, and that, even if the mist smells of blood and gunpowder, the mist will disappear, with joy and prosperity being seen through miles."

As Charles talked to his son, the mist. Collapsed and was replaced by the Wonderful landscape of Valhalla.
"Now david, it's best you get ready within the hour, we should be in port by then"
And with that the conversation ended, with Charles's words being dug in deep behind the prince's mind as he prepares to set soil to one of the nation's closest allies,
The Kingdom of Valhalla.

As the weather yesterday haven't been slightly good. As the sun rised in a gloomy sky, painting it doleful gray, as King Andrew woke up in this King-sized bed, beside him is Gian who stirred awake, beautiful blue eyes flutter at his sight.
"Morning, why its so misty outside?" he asked as his morning voice was raspy. "Oh, its just the weather today. Just the weather." he said, facing his side, having eye contact, as little rays of sunlight shone through the covered windows, lighting up Gian's body on the shoulders and his hair, looking like from a excruciatingly erotic beautiful photoshoot. As they leaned on each other, lips were few inches apart before the giant large doors open and a man appears.

"Your Majesties- Forgive me your highnesses, have I interrupted something?" The butler said as he saw the two when entering the room and immediately turned around. The two kings were baffled as they have no clothes at that time, Andrew rose up from the bed and asked. "What's happening? this might be something worthwhile." Andrew said.

"Your highness, we have just received news from the Brexitan Exclave that the royalties of Brexit, King Fredric and King Charles are on its way here to Valhalla for some....... business they said?" The butler said while taking a small peek behind before turning back his head. Gian and Andrew grew their eyes as they weren't expecting the sudden appearance of these two, But Andrew was expecting that they would come, not just this early. "When will they arrive here?" He asked. "A few hours until now your highness." The butler said. "Very well, prepare everything for those two, also tell the watchers in the fortification that don't shoot if they see the Brexitan Navy Flag swaying in the air." Andrew said. "Yes your highness, we will do at ease." The butler said before leaving the room, doors closing.

Gian rose up from his bed, looking into the gloomy misty morning, seemed to be amazed with the mist.

"Hey, does mist even mean anything? Your highness?" Gian joked as he raised his eyebrows.
" b]The mist brings about thoughts of uncertainty, the unknown, the things that we if do, we might now what or who will affect it."[/b]he answered seriously, Gian's smile forming into a flat lips as he looked into the face of his husband

"Anyways, I'll be making some new Katkot Tea for us, want some?" Andrew asked before leaving out of bed to do some matters with the sudden Brexit arrival and tea.

Of Centralist Brexit

me ooc seeing brex suddenly posted something: sakljfsadljghoiasdjgosadhgoipwakpiashbsdg

Fetudersialand

Peatiktist wrote:I'll make sure to blow that one up when my tank shows up.There is no logical reason to chose her over me.

So you made her [this bit has been censored by the Chinese government] the plane

The Constitutional Dictatorship of Peatiktist

Fetudersialand wrote:So you made her [this bit has been censored by the Chinese government] the plane

What.

Fetudersialand

Peatiktist wrote:What.

She f’d the plane.
Also heading to bed

The Biohazardous Detective of Euricanis

Peatiktist wrote:There is no logical reason to chose her over me.

there’s also no logical reason to make someone’s biological father a plane, so it somewhat evens out

The Constitutional Dictatorship of Peatiktist

Fetudersialand wrote:She f’d the plane.
Also heading to bed

No.
Also wtf.

Fetudersialand

Peatiktist wrote:No.
Also wtf.

Sorry

The Constitutional Dictatorship of Peatiktist

Euricanis wrote:there’s also no logical reason to make someone’s biological father a plane, so it somewhat evens out

Fair enough.

Anyways, my tank is here, so.............

The Biohazardous Detective of Euricanis

Peatiktist wrote:Fair enough.

Anyways, my tank is here, so.............

what did you need it for again?

oh yeah, for annihilating the prc. couldn’t you have done with something else just as easily?

The new wisconsin empire

putin is killiny amweficans and e ud NOYIN WTF OE, TRWITER

Fetudersialand

The new wisconsin empire wrote:putin is killiny amweficans and e ud NOYIN WTF OE, TRWITER

?

The Constitutional Dictatorship of Peatiktist

Euricanis wrote:what did you need it for again?

oh yeah, for annihilating the prc. couldn’t you have done with something else just as easily?

Yes, I probably could've written Mao out of existance.

But this is more fun.

The Jingoistic Republic of Volinovia

Kurikia

The Volinovian Airforce begins to scout the Socialist Controlled Areas for Strategic Targets including, Bases, Air Fields, Factories, and any target that would constitute a quick bombing run. While this is happening 10,000 Volinovian Soldiers arrive as part of the first wave of the conflict. The Volinovians are the Marine Rangers, Airborne Marines. They are prepared to fight the enemy till the last man.

The new wisconsin empire

Fetudersialand wrote:?

PAYIN MILITIE TO KILL AMWERIKENS AND TRUMOP DIDNOTIN

The Federation of Kurikia

Volinovia wrote:Kurikia

The Volinovian Airforce begins to scout the Socialist Controlled Areas for Strategic Targets including, Bases, Air Fields, Factories, and any target that would constitute a quick bombing run. While this is happening 10,000 Volinovian Soldiers arrive as part of the first wave of the conflict. The Volinovians are the Marine Rangers, Airborne Marines. They are prepared to fight the enemy till the last man.

(Republican and Socialists are working together lol

The Biohazardous Detective of Euricanis

Peatiktist wrote:Yes, I probably could've written Mao out of existance.

But this is more fun.

sure...

Fetudersialand

The new wisconsin empire wrote:PAYIN MILITIE TO KILL AMWERIKENS AND TRUMOP DIDNOTIN

Did you lose a couple of brain cells my friend

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