The East PacificBoard

Zukchiva wrote:

Best way to die imo

Dreamersistan wrote:

Ok, I'll find a way to save you in a story

Alright, so in a part of Singapore, a youngish black girl is being made fun of for her weird ways.. She's half malaysian and half chinese, but large and doesn't look like a girl, and girls use sharp words anyway

Her friend cheers her up with a video of a goose scaring off a big bull

She laughs

then gets bullied by her elder neighbors

her younger brother, who isnt allowed in the house, sneaccs around and wants something to eat, which she provides and has a chat with her

She decides to go find the goose and learn from it.. she smuggles it out of the farmer's barn, a farmer who likes her as a good girl

she feels guilty but hides it in her house.. mimicking the goose and its attempts to attacc her; her house is a mess and she struggles to explain it

At school they're going to do a senior hs project, she is again made fun of but speaks up for the first time

etc etc, training montage, making friends with the goose, falling in love with a boy

she begins to fight bacc against her bullis, and learns from the goose as she begins to amass an army of loser friends; she is physically le stronk and shows the girls who be the boss

more funny hijinx

she begins to gib confidence to other girls who also got bullied, and stands out for her non-traditional attitudes in singaporean culture

the ebil girls decide to get different revenge, they try it with words.. she fights bacc, but kinda sucks with language. But a different shy girl is better with words. In fact, she is a killer. With the baccing of our girl Neboki, she lashes out at them with the fury of a young coked-up Robin Williams. They are humiliated and everyone cheers

she also speaks up for boys who don't want to conform; a boi is too nice and wants to get with a girl, one of the nasties; they help him out, then pretend to get screamed down the boy so he has a reason to talk to his Juliet (even tho they suggest he picc girls that are nicer inside)

people at home and school try to blocc her and impede her progress; when they get her in trouble with the school project, other girls come forward to help; they all worship the goose and begin to mek a pretend religion about it, and livestream

she even gets to go out with a handsome boi that she likes; he likes her for her munny she made off youtube w/ goose; she likes him because he be hot; gender role reversal!?!?!?

the ebil nasty girls mek plans against her; they get a 4chan group to hacc her site

but it turns out, one of the 4channers's male is the boi they helped get with the nasty girl; he tells them what's happening, they play a pro gamer move

next day, it's the Nasty gerls' site completely messed up and vandalized; she gets more popular, and people have a Bring-your-goose-to-school day

Unknown to her another plan is hatched against her; this is sneakily done by dudes who don't like how Neboki has empowered girls to break up with their manipulative boyfriends, and girls who don't like that she's exposing the manipulation girls do; they get her younger brother hooked on meth

In trouble over money; he goosnaps her lubbly pet and gibs it to the nasty girls; they threaten to livestream at a scheduled time, the goose's fate, and people can vote on it

meanwhile, her nasty neighbors and sister convince her parents that she's an ebil witch and the goose is the devil

at this critical juncture, the project is almost due. her friends disappear, one because she's scared and one that betrayed her, because all she wanted was acceptance; the nasty girls gib her when she agrees to stab our girl Neboki in the bacc; they also tell her the boy who went out with her is a gigolo, he goes out with older women for munny

Neboki is grief stricken and expects no one to help her, she begins to fear; then she sees the goose in a video, about to be slaughtered and fed; the boy who likes her comes to help her, she kiccs him out, but he refuses to take no for an answer; she hurts him by saying that he's for sale

she understands she has made big mistake when her father comes to talk to her, and explain to her she will always be his daughter. she just has to conform.. she gets angry, finds her bf and apologizes in front of a football team, goes and gets her old scared friend bacc and steals the nasty girls' prom dresses

the final act is where everything comes to an end: the project, the goose's life, and who will rule Dreamer Memorial High School.. the nasty gerls or the Stronk wimmin-in-training... her group of female and male friends all arrive, downvote the crap out of the online voting over the goose's life; the 4chan type followers, formerly her haters, help her find the goose, and big smaccdown fight where she kiccs the nasty people's ass and wins!

The goose lives happily ever after and becomes a big instagram star, as the star of the trending Confidence boosting social group 'Golden Goose Gokus'

Dreamersistan wrote:

nice weird short story too

Dreamersistan wrote:

Ok, I'll find a way to save you in a story

Alright, so in a part of Singapore, a youngish black girl is being made fun of for her weird ways.. She's half malaysian and half chinese, but large and doesn't look like a girl, and girls use sharp words anyway

Her friend cheers her up with a video of a goose scaring off a big bull

She laughs

then gets bullied by her elder neighbors

her younger brother, who isnt allowed in the house, sneaccs around and wants something to eat, which she provides and has a chat with her

She decides to go find the goose and learn from it.. she smuggles it out of the farmer's barn, a farmer who likes her as a good girl

she feels guilty but hides it in her house.. mimicking the goose and its attempts to attacc her; her house is a mess and she struggles to explain it

At school they're going to do a senior hs project, she is again made fun of but speaks up for the first time

etc etc, training montage, making friends with the goose, falling in love with a boy

she begins to fight bacc against her bullis, and learns from the goose as she begins to amass an army of loser friends; she is physically le stronk and shows the girls who be the boss

more funny hijinx

she begins to gib confidence to other girls who also got bullied, and stands out for her non-traditional attitudes in singaporean culture

the ebil girls decide to get different revenge, they try it with words.. she fights bacc, but kinda sucks with language. But a different shy girl is better with words. In fact, she is a killer. With the baccing of our girl Neboki, she lashes out at them with the fury of a young coked-up Robin Williams. They are humiliated and everyone cheers

she also speaks up for boys who don't want to conform; a boi is too nice and wants to get with a girl, one of the nasties; they help him out, then pretend to get screamed down the boy so he has a reason to talk to his Juliet (even tho they suggest he picc girls that are nicer inside)

people at home and school try to blocc her and impede her progress; when they get her in trouble with the school project, other girls come forward to help; they all worship the goose and begin to mek a pretend religion about it, and livestream

she even gets to go out with a handsome boi that she likes; he likes her for her munny she made off youtube w/ goose; she likes him because he be hot; gender role reversal!?!?!?

the ebil nasty girls mek plans against her; they get a 4chan group to hacc her site

but it turns out, one of the 4channers's male is the boi they helped get with the nasty girl; he tells them what's happening, they play a pro gamer move

next day, it's the Nasty gerls' site completely messed up and vandalized; she gets more popular, and people have a Bring-your-goose-to-school day

Unknown to her another plan is hatched against her; this is sneakily done by dudes who don't like how Neboki has empowered girls to break up with their manipulative boyfriends, and girls who don't like that she's exposing the manipulation girls do; they get her younger brother hooked on meth

In trouble over money; he goosnaps her lubbly pet and gibs it to the nasty girls; they threaten to livestream at a scheduled time, the goose's fate, and people can vote on it

meanwhile, her nasty neighbors and sister convince her parents that she's an ebil witch and the goose is the devil

at this critical juncture, the project is almost due. her friends disappear, one because she's scared and one that betrayed her, because all she wanted was acceptance; the nasty girls gib her when she agrees to stab our girl Neboki in the bacc; they also tell her the boy who went out with her is a gigolo, he goes out with older women for munny

Neboki is grief stricken and expects no one to help her, she begins to fear; then she sees the goose in a video, about to be slaughtered and fed; the boy who likes her comes to help her, she kiccs him out, but he refuses to take no for an answer; she hurts him by saying that he's for sale

she understands she has made big mistake when her father comes to talk to her, and explain to her she will always be his daughter. she just has to conform.. she gets angry, finds her bf and apologizes in front of a football team, goes and gets her old scared friend bacc and steals the nasty girls' prom dresses

the final act is where everything comes to an end: the project, the goose's life, and who will rule Dreamer Memorial High School.. the nasty gerls or the Stronk wimmin-in-training... her group of female and male friends all arrive, downvote the crap out of the online voting over the goose's life; the 4chan type followers, formerly her haters, help her find the goose, and big smaccdown fight where she kiccs the nasty people's ass and wins!

The goose lives happily ever after and becomes a big instagram star, as the star of the trending Confidence boosting social group 'Golden Goose Gokus'