The East PacificBoard

Liberatarianism wrote:

I’m curious: how do we choose who wins a war

If your opponent is Krozland, you win!

:troll:

AuthRight Authoritarianism wrote:

If your opponent is Krozland, you win!

:troll:

you were saved by the bell, shut up.

Im gonna avoid war as much as possible. It's time to just trade and be isolationist.

New Westmore wrote:

H-hey now we can t-talk this ou-
gets socked to the jaw and screams out to Ci Arovannea for help

The Oriental Union States declared war on the Republic of New Westmore

The Holy Rat wrote:

I see, I see.

Adopt a talking rat.

That goes against national policy regarding the treatment of sentient species : D

Ci Arovannea wrote:

The Oriental Union States declared war on the Republic of New Westmore

Damn you :sob:

almost went CTE bc I thought the servers were still down 😭

New Westmore wrote:

H-hey now we can t-talk this ou-
gets socked to the jaw and screams out to Ci Arovannea for help

*Illiricium gets notification*

Focus complete: Realise Demetric Ambitions

*New focus unlocked*

Mare Nostrum

-Control 6 enemy states that border the Demetric ocean.

Ci Arovannea wrote:

The Oriental Union States declared war on the Republic of New Westmore

The United Corporate States of AmeriCo grabs a bag of popcorn

New Westmore wrote:

Damn you :sob:

The Interim Government of Terrabis-Seran declared war on the Republic of New Westmore

Terrabis-Seran wrote:

That goes against national policy regarding the treatment of sentient species : D

aw kool the rats will surely appreciate this... rat roommate

Terrabis-Seran wrote:

The Interim Government of Terrabis-Seran declared war on the Republic of New Westmore

Yall lay off me what the hell 😭😭😭😭

New Westmore wrote:

Damn you :sob:

Governor Abdollah himself declared war on the Republic of New Westmore

Krozland wrote:

you were saved by the bell, shut up.

Still a loss. We were going to turn the tides.

(It probably would've been a draw).

New Westmore wrote:

Yall lay off me what the hell 😭😭😭😭

The Federacy of Omonia has joined the war.

Liberatarianism wrote:

Im gonna avoid war as much as possible. It's time to just trade and be isolationist.

Like a true libertarian.

Illiricium wrote:

Imagine having your country be inspired off of a real life state so deep in dept that asked Iran to pay it war reparations from a war fought 2500 years ago.

wait what?

AuthRight Authoritarianism wrote:

Like a true libertarian.

just like me fr

New Westmore wrote:

Damn you :sob:

*focus completed*
"The Second Arovo-Demetric War"

New focuses:

"Our Neighbors in Usnistan"
Effects: Requests the current leader of the Lafari for military aid.

"To Bury the Hatchet"
Effects: Requests the Federacy of Omonia for a non-aggression and amity pact. Should they accept we will gain military access to their country.
Invalid if: Omonia is currently Revolutionary Nationalist, Corporatist, Social Democratic, or Conservative

Ci Arovannea wrote:

The Oriental Union States declared war on the Republic of New Westmore

*The Oriental Union States gets a notification*

New event:

The Senatorial Republic of Illiricium requests a non agression pact and joint military cooperation in the war in exchange for the OUS to be sent iron ores by Illiricium.

Decisions:
*Reject: We cannot work with the people who want to exterminate us!
- -3 consumer goods
- Relations with Illiricium decrease

*Accept: Perhaps a deal with the devil will help us.
- +3 civilian factories
- +3 consumer goods
- Relations with Illiricium increase

Silvamar wrote:

I know I shouldn't talk but:

"My army finds out where yours is because we have 20 spies in the army which nobody saw and they also killed your best 500 paratroopers while I send 4 nukes to your capital and destroy every base and kill everybody like everybody

I also nuke your army and your navy but it doesn't affect my waters because the impact caused the water to go to the coasts and then drown your entire coast but mine is fine because all the ships that flew off onto land mannaged to take all the damage themselves and I also killed your president while he walked through the city center and also bombed the capital buildins with nobody noticing because my planes were undetectable via radar and also bombed every government person's home"

wait, is this a quote from canon valsora or? I get the joke, but I feel like I'm missing very funny historic context

Hannah-Vine wrote:

wait what?

Kroz is a culturally Greek nation, and Greece attempted to do what i just wrote.