The Department of The Navy is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ray Mabus with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.418 billion Navyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arlington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Navyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,406 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 149,394 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 690,862 per year while the poor average 19,489, a ratio of 35.4 to 1.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Navy's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Navy.

The Navy is ranked 287,043^rd in the world and 3^rd in The Department Of The Navy for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3.54 pounds of wildlife per square mile.