The Principality of Princesses Celestia and Luna is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 24.331 billion Princesses Celestia and Lunans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canterlot. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.8%.

The strong Princesses Celestia and Lunan economy, worth a remarkable 1,084 trillion bits a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 44,590 bits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 127,483 per year while the poor average 12,423, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, Princesses Celestia and Luna has designated Canterlot as its capital city, untold millions of bits are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, and government-run brothels can be found on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Princesses Celestia and Luna's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Princesses Celestia and Luna is ranked 235,445^th in the world and 7^th in The Cuckoos Egg for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.3 law-abiding acts per hour.