The Workers' Council Republic of Brezzia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Compagno Presidente with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.109 billion Brezzians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The tiny, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Sybaris. The average income tax rate is 2.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brezzian economy, worth a remarkable 4,066 trillion tarins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 288,241 tarins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feeling like a winner comes at a price, one can wake up in Brezzia and have breakfast in Bigtopia, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Brezzia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Brezzia is ranked 291,733^rd in the world and 11^th in Badge for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -23.2 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.