The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Cree amber wrote:

One keg of Snozzelfoam

Delivers keg to thirsty patron.

Olih wrote:

The souls of the innocent

I'm giving you a bagel instead, well, two bagels.

Olih wrote:

The souls of the innocent

So, my souls aren’t exactly innocent, but they’re kinda average level. They’re not damned, but they ain’t the purest or most heroic either.

drinks rest of tequila
Right well I'm out tequila and meat. More please

Loft pain wrote:

drinks rest of tequila
Right well I'm out tequila and meat. More please

Comes out of the kitchen with half a water buffalo and a large bottle of tequila.

In an older booth in a far corner of the bar, a layer of dust that had been collected and settled over time begins to stir. The particles shake and begin to gather like caught in a gust of wind, twirling and twisting until suddenly, they disappear in a short flash of light.
In replacement, casually sits Haxon, who seemed to have just returned from another otherworldly journey of his. He sits, feet propped up and book in hand. He smiles to himself and lets out a short chuckle, obviously entertained with his possession.

The fields of asphodel wrote:

Comes out of the kitchen with half a water buffalo and a large bottle of tequila.

🤩 it's beautiful

Fabulously fabulous wrote:

In an older booth in a far corner of the bar, a layer of dust that had been collected and settled over time begins to stir. The particles shake and begin to gather like caught in a gust of wind, twirling and twisting until suddenly, they disappear in a short flash of light.
In replacement, casually sits Haxon, who seemed to have just returned from another otherworldly journey of his. He sits, feet propped up and book in hand. He smiles to himself and lets out a short chuckle, obviously entertained with his possession.

Hi! While you were out, did you hear any chatter about the Galactic Empire? I’m supposed to go on a smuggling run tonight, and I want to know where the Imperials are.

Woods is back wrote:

Hi! While you were out, did you hear any chatter about the Galactic Empire? I’m supposed to go on a smuggling run tonight, and I want to know where the Imperials are.

He looks at you in a curious manner, almost as if scanning you for a moment. His eyes a royal shade of purple as they stare back into yours. After a moment, he smiles, and begins speaking in fluent Aurebesh.

"I may have heard a thing or two. Depends on who's asking though, I'd rather not endanger others if I can help it."

Fabulously fabulous wrote:

He looks at you in a curious manner, almost as if scanning you for a moment. His eyes a royal shade of purple as they stare back into yours. After a moment, he smiles, and begins speaking in fluent Aurebesh.

"I may have heard a thing or two. Depends on who's asking though, I'd rather not endanger others if I can help it."

After the initial shock of hearing him speak in Aurebesh he starts speaking
I don’t like to kill unless I have too. I smuggle mostly Imperial stuff to the highest bidder and the poor. So I’m kind of Robin Hood. And it hurts the Empire.

Woods is back wrote:

After the initial shock of hearing him speak in Aurebesh he starts speaking
I don’t like to kill unless I have too. I smuggle mostly Imperial stuff to the highest bidder and the poor. So I’m kind of Robin Hood. And it hurts the Empire.

The man darts his eyes back and forth at the scene, writing down the info. The man, a spy, calmy leaves to the Imperials

Anacin wrote:

The man darts his eyes back and forth at the scene, writing down the info. The man, a spy, calmy leaves to the Imperials

Surprised the Empire has enough manpower to put a man in a bar on the edge of the galaxy gasps in horror
Nope
Fires his blaster pistol, frying the mans leg
Why?!

Woods is back wrote:

After the initial shock of hearing him speak in Aurebesh he starts speaking
I don’t like to kill unless I have too. I smuggle mostly Imperial stuff to the highest bidder and the poor. So I’m kind of Robin Hood. And it hurts the Empire.

He smiles again and continues the conversation. While turning his head to also read his book.
"Well.. I did manage to catch a nap in one of their captains quarters a short while back. Think I heard something or other about a supply pickup in.."
He trails off, trying to remember the details.
"Somewhere in "Planet 209" in "Sector 6B"? Nice cuisine they've got there, lemme tell ya."
He turns a page.

Fabulously fabulous wrote:

He smiles again and continues the conversation. While turning his head to also read his book.
"Well.. I did manage to catch a nap in one of their captains quarters a short while back. Think I heard something or other about a supply pickup in.."
He trails off, trying to remember the details.
"Somewhere in "Planet 209" in "Sector 6B"? Nice cuisine they've got there, lemme tell ya."
He turns a page.

You mean Sedesia? I didn’t expect them to be there. So there now affiliated with the Empire. That complicate some things...

Woods is back wrote:

Surprised the Empire has enough manpower to put a man in a bar on the edge of the galaxy gasps in horror
Nope
Fires his blaster pistol, frying the mans leg
Why?!

The spy, still alive somehow, shoots at Woods is back. He then hops over the bar.

Anacin wrote:

The spy, still alive somehow, shoots at Woods is back. He then hops over the bar.

The smuggler flips an empty bar table, and hides behind it, waiting for a shot at ‘The Spy’

Woods is back wrote:

You mean Sedesia? I didn’t expect them to be there. So there now affiliated with the Empire. That complicate some things...

"Yes, that's the one! I-"

Anacin wrote:

The spy, still alive somehow, shoots at Woods is back. He then hops over the bar.

Woods is back wrote:

The smuggler flips an empty bar table, and hides behind it, waiting for a shot at ‘The Spy’

Interrupted by this interaction. Haxon sighs, puts his book down, and stands up with no fear of being shot. He looks over towards where the "Spy" is taking cover and then with a raise if his hand, the spy is levitated up hanging upside down. Haxon proceeds to use this power to also fling the weapon out of the hostile's hand, disarming him.
"Y'know, I do distaste violence here. I'm a bartender after all."

Fabulously fabulous wrote:

"Yes, that's the one! I-"
Interrupted by this interaction. Haxon sighs, puts his book down, and stands up with no fear of being shot. He looks over towards where the "Spy" is taking cover and then with a raise if his hand, the spy is levitated up hanging upside down. Haxon proceeds to use this power to also fling the weapon out of the hostile's hand, disarming him.
"Y'know, I do distaste violence here. I'm a bartender after all."

Much obliged. Do could you bring out some brandy for me and my ‘friend’ here?

Woods is back wrote:

Much obliged. Do could you bring out some brandy for me and my ‘friend’ here?

He shrugs, and levitates the spy over to the booth, seating him. Haxon then morphs the seat where the spy is to grapple him tightly as to prevent escape.
"I'll be back you two" He says cheerfully, grabbing his book and moving to the bar counter.

Fabulously fabulous wrote:

"Yes, that's the one! I-"
Interrupted by this interaction. Haxon sighs puts his book down and stands up with no fear of being shot. He looks over towards where the "Spy" is taking cover and then with a raise if his hand, the spy is levitated up hanging upside down. Haxon proceeds to use this power to also fling the weapon out of the hostile's hand, disarming him.
"Y'know, I do distaste violence here. I'm a bartender after all."

H-How...is this possable. How did you know i was a....

Fabulously fabulous wrote:

He shrugs, and levitates the spy over to the booth, seating him. Haxon then morphs the seat where the spy is to grapple him tightly as to prevent escape.
"I'll be back you two" He says cheerfully, grabbing his book and moving to the bar counter.

Don’t try anything Anacin(Spy)

Anacin wrote:

H-How...is this possable. How did you know i was a....

Haxon returns a moment later with the requested drinks, looking over at the frightened man.
"I mean, your body heat kinda gave it away."
He says, pouring two glasses of brandy.

I should pay more attention to my nations

Sorry that I dont have some kind of stupid thing to say this time

Walks up to the mic, and taps it tentatively
Have you ever heard of a wish sandwich? A wish sandwich is the kind of a
sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you, wish you
had some meat...