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well goddammit they went to TRTHNBB and not even to pick up their tab tsk... |
What does a vegan zombie eat? Graaaiinnss! |
What does a plumber zombie eat? Draaaaiiins!!! |
What does the zombified band Toto sing? 'I bless the Brraaaiiinnnssss down in Africa!' |
Here is a really nice rendition of Africa, by Italian Artists https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uolDTn5Aoxo |
what happened bro who messed this place up |
The weekend poetry contest is here! |
Let's see... Oscar and Felix come first to mind. A funny-peculiar couple, though I think they count. Hobbs and Shaw, for a more recent example. Tango and Cash, obvs. But I suppose my final answer would be Turner and Hooch. A rather strange poetry contest, this week. But a good one! |
In space they fight, with lasers bright, the Helldivers return, this time to take on the blight. Of monstrous bugs, and alien thugs, who's rhymes are weak, and railguns duds. its possible space vietnam is having an impact on my imagination |
I don't want to be an alcoholic anymore |
*hands you a glass of prune juice* On the house. Good for your digestion, too. |
"Well, I'm sorry, but them's the rules." |
Oh dear, I didn’t realize I’d be having visitors! *Hurriedly dusts Alta Sil’s corner, rearranges the carpet patches, organizes everything neat and tidy, and sweeps away shards of glass accumulated from broken bottles fallen out of drunk (or dead) customers’ hands* Apologies for the mess, nobody had ever commented on it before. |
Cheers to that! Feel free to peruse the non-alcoholic section of our drinks. Not really any less deadly, but it does lack alcohol. |
dang what'd i miss, political power in this relatively ambiguous sized bar establishment has changed hands once again Ratfink and Sheikah Slate |
*a rat appears out of the shadows* Is it power you seek, little fox? Perhaps, a ring of power..? Have you heard of the forging of the great rings? Three rings for the elves, seven for the dwarves, and nine for the mortal men. But there was another. Forged in secret. One ring to rule them all. *offers you a shiny ring* I got it from a crackerjack box. I can sense its power. And it smells like caramel! |
We’re back baby! Anyone still alive, sound off |
Looks at all the dust around the place... OK, who Thanossed the sh*t out of NationStates? |
Comes out of the laundry room with a trolley loaded with clean, crisp, freshly pressed cotton tablecloths, napkins, and towels... Stacks the napkins on the Bar, leaves the tablecloths on the trolley, and takes the towels into the Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner... ...checks the cams for the 触手強姦 OnlyCustomers page... A particularly hot, and particularly strong bucket of bleach, Fabuloso®, and hospital-grade pine-scented disinfectant is mixed and poured liberally over the floor; mopping it into every nook and cranny - The floor visibly steams, and fumes fill the space... Puts out the 'Wet Floor' sign... Meanwhile, the well-worn and ancient carpet by the fireplace is swept, and fresh logs are placed by the fire, whilst the jukebox is dusted, and set to play this piece by Jamie Hannah: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4elTw1LN48/?igsh=MnBjazF6eHRjbmh6 Refills our pet-friendly water bowl, opens a couple cans of 'Zo𐌌biChow™' into the petfood bowls, and places some cheese in the carefully deactivated (and totally useless) rodent trap... Sprays, cleans, and polishes the RMB. |
The shadows shake off the dust and stretch. Whew. That's the last time we use ChristianMingle as a source for Cthulhu's virgin sacrifices. Someone's gonna need to check the Spaghetti Monster's food bowl soon and I'm nominating anyone but me. The bartender starts running through a checklist of things to check on now that reality has snapped back into place. |
True. Anyhow, since we've all been effectively put in time out for 9 days, I think it's time we all made peace.✌🏻 https://youtu.be/gtI1pWkHto0?si=daTPITDyZq203rSi You do realise that means NationStates Mods are Iron Man? |
WELCOME BACK EVERYONE |
I don't think rats distributing rings is a valid form of government |
Vroom |
Woah! That must've been some strong beer! Stumbles out the Bar 'for some air'... |
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