The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

[Grabs a To Go Bag and flys out window]

[Returns having done what it wants.]
-Rests in nest-

Brocklandia do you wanna peanut butter sandwich?

Air bean wrote:

Brocklandia do you wanna peanut butter sandwich?

i want

Bethany Kings wrote:

i want

Yeah here have this peanut butter sandwich

Air bean wrote:

Yeah here have this peanut butter sandwich

*eats

Bark bark woof woof bark
*Chases a nearby squirrel
Then pees on a bush*

Drags a mop around the Bar...

Puts out the 'Wet Floor' sign...

Throws a couple bottles of Fabuloso® through the door of the Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner into the waiting maw of Cthulhu...
_{...checking the cams for the 触手強姦 OnlyFans page...}

Opens and pours a fresh can of 'Zo𐌌biChow™' into the dog bowl, and refills our pet-friendly water bowl by the door...

Throws some catnip out the door to the back alley...

Sprays, cleans, and polishes the RMB.

The Georgeian Empire wrote:

The problem with religious people is that they keep trying to live in the Georgeian Empire.

That's why God invented the catapult.

The Georgeian Empire wrote:

Brocklandia an artillery beer please

Here you go: One beer. The artillery is waiting for you out in the parking lot.

Air bean wrote:

Brocklandia do you wanna peanut butter sandwich?

I'll pass, thanks, because I'm suspicious for those peanuts.

Zombie Dog wrote:

Bark bark woof woof bark
*Chases a nearby squirrel
Then pees on a bush*

While I'm happy to see you getting some exercise, former customer A bush might not appreciate the free nitrogen. Always get consent before engaging in water sports with the local flora and fauna.

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:

Sprays, cleans, and polishes the RMB.[/i][/b]

Stop tickling my RMB posts. All that giggling is disturbing my morning nap.

Thick-Billed Longspur wrote:

[Returns having done what it wants.]
-Rests in nest-

Dum-da-di-do-dum ...

*Sets out a convenient bowl of sunflower suet*

Da-da-da-dee-dee-doo ...

Mys buda yu wrote:

I just arrived and I'm already the second in the rank

We're still keeping track of your bar tab, though.

Brocklandia wrote:

Dum-da-di-do-dum ...

*Sets out a convenient bowl of sunflower suet*

Da-da-da-dee-dee-doo ...

-num num num-

Pours vodka, rum, tequila, gin, triple sec, simple syrup and lemon juice into a pitcher jug filled with ice. Adds cold and frosty Coca-Cola from the tap, and stirs...

Anybody want this pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea? I'm practicing.

The weekend poetry contest has ended. The Georgeian Empire will pick a winner.

Zombie Penguins wrote:

The weekend poetry contest has ended. The Georgeian Empire will pick a winner.

Some nice haikus this week
In first place, we have Maple Hockey Canadia

Click to show...

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:

Canada forests
All of them so far up north
See the northern lights

Brocklandia

Click to show...

Brocklandia wrote:

In the end, I think I will like
that we are sitting here, forested, talking and
wondering where the time has gone.

Alta Sil

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Alta Sil wrote:

Trapped by lines of three
Like the forest muffles sound
Haikus stifle me

We're being raided, please send aid if possible, please don't let our region w/over 28k RMB posts get deleted by these folks. Join our lines so we can join your if the time comes. If aid comes, please have them endorse me. Every single endorsement helps.

the remaining true residents of the INWU appreciate any aide your region can provide.

Miss Chief wrote:

Anybody want this pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea? I'm practicing.

I've never heard of that team. What's his batting average?

The Georgeian Empire wrote:

Some nice haikus this week
In first place, we have Maple Hockey Canadia

Click to show...

In second place, Brocklandia

Click to show...

And finally, in third place, Alta Sil

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Yay!--I wasn't cursed with First! Thanks!

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The ants require a sustainable source of food. We're on a search through different regions.
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The Georgeian Empire wrote:

Some nice haikus this week
In first place, we have Maple Hockey Canadia

Click to show...

In second place, Brocklandia

Click to show...

And finally, in third place, Alta Sil

Click to show...

*Stores my third place trophy safely away from Brocklandia*

Third place! Thank you for bestowing upon me an honor of greatest significance for my entry! I truly pity Maple Hockey Canadia for receiving the embarrassment of first.

A new Just Relax poll is up! This time we're taking a look at the famous Eurovision song contest, specifically the most recent edition. Which Eurovision 2022 song do you think is the best?

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Alta Sil wrote:

Third place! Thank you for bestowing upon me an honor of greatest significance for my entry! I truly pity Maple Hockey Canadia for receiving the embarrassment of first.

I'm pretty sure Maple Hockey Canadia is getting what ze deserves ... er, I mean, can cope with the indignity of being first.

Congrats Maple Hockey Canadia. You get to judge the next poetry contest and pick a style and theme. Let us know what you'd like, eh?

*hits the whip and Nae Nae while skateboarding* don’t kill yourself that s**t kills you

10000 Ants wrote:

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The ants require a sustainable source of food. We're on a search through different regions.
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*A goat knocks over a trash can of irradiated food for the ants to try*