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Puppet tyranacility wrote:

The bullets starts bouncing off and being eaten by the nanites
Inferior
Swipes the right hand across and spits the boat in half
Slow
Pulls out a rifle and places a nano-machine infused bullets into each of their heads
Useless
Dejected sigh
I told you this would happen, and I kept my words to you
Swims back into the bar and starts drinking the ale

Gets back to tinkering with the nano-metal arm
To think they would be so stupid to do that

There are many great people who work in the bar
Even if some of them are quite bizarre
Some may be gone
Their memories live on
And the best one will bring me a nice Pinot Noir

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

I guess
That happened
So no more people or will there be more

I don't think any of them are dead. You just got rid of their boat.

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

Gets back to tinkering with the nano-metal arm
To think they would be so stupid to do that

They're not stupid, this is probably just a first strike to see what they're up against.

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

The bullets starts bouncing off and being eaten by the nanites
Inferior
Swipes the right hand across and spits the boat in half
Slow
Pulls out a rifle and places a nano-machine infused bullets into each of their heads
Useless
Dejected sigh
I told you this would happen, and I kept my words to you
Swims back into the bar and starts drinking the ale

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

I challenge you Mastald

Mastald's altercation

by Puppet tyranacility

--Official Account--
Minutes ago The Mastald sent out 10 highly trained soldier to attack the leader of the Swarm in retaliation to their leader being harmed and killed by a beer can to the head.

The soldiers were swiftly dealt with and more altercations are expected between the nation and the Swarm

--There will be no harm to the common populace of Puppet Tyranacility--
--End Account--

Read dispatch

We accept your challenge! Prepare to breach! *armed Mastald Soldiers can be seen outside the window*
BREACH THE WINDOW! *they slam the butt of their rifles into the window, cracking it*

Smiley Bob wrote:

And the best one will bring me a nice Pinot Noir

Poem noted, and here's your bottle of Pinot ... and a straw.

Mastald wrote:

We accept your challenge! Prepare to breach! *armed Mastald Soldiers can be seen outside the window*
BREACH THE WINDOW! *they slam the butt of their rifles into the window, cracking it*

Swiftly shoots them in the head with regular bullets
An intense heat can be felt as the rest of the attacking force is reduced to ash
Saddening

Mindon wrote:

I don't think any of them are dead. You just got rid of their boat. They're not stupid, this is probably just a first strike to see what they're up against.

Looks at the ash floating on the water
I would call that stupidity

The Witness stirs from one of their longer naps and looks around sleepily.

Why do I detect even more flagrant gun use than usual around here? Should at least carry it up with a crossbow... There's no fun in an instant kill.

Hey Brocklandia
You're the bar's best janitor
No others "work" here

Mastald wrote:

BREACH THE WINDOW! *they slam the butt of their rifles into the window, cracking it*

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

Swiftly shoots them in the head with regular bullets
An intense heat can be felt as the rest of the attacking force is reduced to ash

*Sigh*. Just for the record, I'm not cleaning up your messes.

Zombie Penguins wrote:

Hey Brocklandia
You're the bar's best janitor
No others "work" here

Poem noted, and thanks--I'm always happy to be recognized as the Bar's best ... Wait. I'm the Bar's only janitor! I suspect sarcasm. Grr.

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

Swiftly shoots them in the head with regular bullets
An intense heat can be felt as the rest of the attacking force is reduced to ash
Saddening
Looks at the ash floating on the water
I would call that stupidity

Well, now they'll try something else. Not sure what but- *mumbling in background* What? Oh, I see.
A missle launch has been detected over Mastald it is likely directed here.

Brocklandia wrote:

I see we share the same legal representation.

The Law Office's of Demon, Devil, and Satan?

Mindon wrote:

Well, now they'll try something else. Not sure what but- *mumbling in background* What? Oh, I see.
A missle launch has been detected over Mastald it is likely directed here.

MISSILE LAUNCH IN PROGRESS. TARGET: Puppet tyranacility

Helmsi wrote:

The Law Office's of Demon, Devil, and Satan?

That's a trick question. The firm's name is actually Satan, Devil, and Demon. Satan doesn't take second-billing to anyone or anything ... except maybe Cheffy's Taco Tuesday lunch special, one of the most diabolical forces known.

Mindon wrote:

A missle launch has been detected over Mastald it is likely directed here.

Mastald wrote:

MISSILE LAUNCH IN PROGRESS. TARGET: Puppet tyranacility

Well, why didn't somebody tell me there would be fireworks? You know about the Bar's policy on unsanctioned fireworks events, right? We need time to prepare suitable party foods. Hey, Cheffy!--Crank up the popcorn, will ya? It's about to be July Fourth on August Tenth.

_{(Unless these are really sloooow missiles.)}

Mindon wrote:

Well, now they'll try something else. Not sure what but- *mumbling in background* What? Oh, I see.
A missle launch has been detected over Mastald it is likely directed here.

Mastald wrote:

MISSILE LAUNCH IN PROGRESS. TARGET: Puppet tyranacility

A Small RPG Knock both missiles to the ground

WHY ARE WE FIGHTING. CALM THE F DOWN.

Brocklandia wrote:

Well, why didn't somebody tell me there would be fireworks? You know about the Bar's policy on unsanctioned fireworks events, right? We need time to prepare suitable party foods. Hey, Cheffy!--Crank up the popcorn, will ya? It's about to be July Fourth on August Tenth.

_{(Unless these are really sloooow missiles.)}

Well, the missiles have to travel across 7 dimensional frequencies, 4 years into the future, and 6 miles west. It's gonna take a while for them to arrive so we have some time.

Anacin wrote:

A Small RPG Knock both missiles to the ground

WHY ARE WE FIGHTING. CALM THE F DOWN.

Okay, 1st, there is only 1 missile, launched by Mastald and targeted at Puppet tyranacility. 2nd, said missiles won't be here for quite a while. 3rd, you just shot two airplanes. Not sure who or what was on them but you better hope no one needed them or cares too much about them.

Mastald wrote:

MISSILE LAUNCH IN PROGRESS. TARGET: Puppet tyranacility

That's disappointing
Sits back
To think they would learn

Mindon wrote:

Well, the missiles have to travel across 7 dimensional frequencies, 4 years into the future, and 6 miles west. It's gonna take a while for them to arrive so we have some time.Okay, 1st, there is only 1 missile, launched by Mastald and targeted at Puppet tyranacility. 2nd, said missiles won't be here for quite a while. 3rd, you just shot two airplanes. Not sure who or what was on them but you better hope no one needed them or cares too much about them.

Nanites buzz in slight annoyance
I think it was a UAV that was set up by the Swarm

Anacin wrote:

WHY ARE WE FIGHTING.

Who cares as long as everyone faces the cameras. Think of the ratings on our YouFace channel!

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

That's disappointing
Sits back
To think they would learn

I think they did learn. Specifically, they learned to use options that used little to no manpower.

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

Nanites buzz in slight annoyance
I think it was a UAV that was set up by the Swarm

That only accounts for one of them, the other I don't know about but- *someone speaks in the background* Wait what? *more talking* Oh, that's very bad. I know what airplane that was. It was one of ours. It was carrying dangerous chemicals.

Anacin wrote:

A Small RPG Knock both missiles to the ground

WHY ARE WE FIGHTING. CALM THE F DOWN.

Brocklandia wrote:

Well, why didn't somebody tell me there would be fireworks? You know about the Bar's policy on unsanctioned fireworks events, right? We need time to prepare suitable party foods. Hey, Cheffy!--Crank up the popcorn, will ya? It's about to be July Fourth on August Tenth.

_{(Unless these are really sloooow missiles.)}

No missiles. Sad. What happens to the leftover popcorn? Can I take a bag back to my region?

Allenstadt wrote:

No missiles. Sad. What happens to the leftover popcorn? Can I take a bag back to my region?

Yes. I'll have a couple of dumpsters-full of popcorn hauled over to your region.

The weekend poetry contest has ended. Brocklandia will choose the winner.

Allenstadt wrote:

No missiles. Sad. What happens to the leftover popcorn? Can I take a bag back to my region?

MISSILE IS STILL COMING.