The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

A little concerned that in such a "fine establishment" as this I am also third in the region for Compassion, and fourth in the region for Cheerfulness, Niceness, Tourism, and Food Quality, DESPITE not really having a "customer-facing role" that requires such good customer service skills, or responsibility for catering...

shrugs

What's really strange is that the Zombie Barmaid's Health statistics are better than mine, but apparently my Lifespan is better...

So I'll live longer, but be less healthy than a zombie. lol

Kaidia wrote:

Also uh...

the visit might not be long, but I'll promise to have a puppet for this region. I'm planning to join another RP region to settle in.

alright
I still in the other RP region too

Vordoslavia wrote:

alright
I still in the other RP region too

Other RP region?

Kaidia wrote:

Other RP region?

Order of the stones

Vordoslavia wrote:

Order of the stones

Oh, right.

Kaidia wrote:

Oh, right.

hehehehaw

Polishes the Bar, since nobody is ordering anything...

I might move out of here, try to find an RP region

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:

What's really strange is that the Zombie Barmaid's Health statistics are better than mine, but apparently my Lifespan is better...

So I'll live longer, but be less healthy than a zombie. lol

Of course your lifespan is better. I'm already dead

Which is why my health is better. Dead people don't get sick

not sure what i have going for me in terms of rankings to be honest

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:

Polishes the Bar, since nobody is ordering anything...

"Well, look on the bright side, Consuela. The less customers there are, the more you can sweep and polish."

Arcticfoxxo wrote:

not sure what i have going for me in terms of rankings to be honest

Foreign Aid, which I guess means your paying for our drinks.....?

Speaking of which, Brown Royal Whiskey please, it's world trade fair soon and I need to be drunk enough to accept those outrageous prices

*Buzzes loudly as the battery dies completely, the vibration causing a glass set on the edge of the bar to fall off and shatter on the ground*

Arcticfoxxo wrote:

not sure what i have going for me in terms of rankings to be honest

Ranking isn't everything. Don't worry your head over it.

The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner wrote:

"Well, look on the bright side, Consuela. The less customers there are, the more you can sweep and polish."

That's quite a positive spin.

YouTube Inc wrote:

Foreign Aid, which I guess means your paying for our drinks.....?

Speaking of which, Brown Royal Whiskey please, it's world trade fair soon and I need to be drunk enough to accept those outrageous prices

A Brown Royal Whiskey appears perfectly pristine before the patrons.

Enjoy, and good luck.

Sheikah Slate wrote:

*Buzzes loudly as the battery dies completely, the vibration causing a glass set on the edge of the bar to fall off and shatter on the ground*

The bartender sighs and unboxes a new battery for the consistent presence.

They're, their. No need to act out.

Walks in and sits down.

Bartender, give me a shot of your finest! I have been appointed as the official ambassador to the bar from your friends at The Region that has No Big Banks! Cheers to warm relations between our regions!

Claibornia wrote:

Walks in and sits down.

Bartender, give me a shot of your finest! I have been appointed as the official ambassador to the bar from your friends at The Region that has No Big Banks! Cheers to warm relations between our regions!

The bartender pours a shot of clear liquid and sets it before the new ambassador.

Congrats on the promotion!

The bartender pours a drink of their own and toasts.

Cheers!

*A zombie drags Maple Hockey Canadia to the freezer*

*The dog runs off with Jack russell*

Zany Zanes wrote:

The bartender sighs and unboxes a new battery for the consistent presence.

They're, their. There, there. No need to act out.

*Boots up with the new battery and immediately starts glaring at the shadowy bartender's poor usage of grammar*

*opens a barrel of Klingon Blood Wine*

Time for the final showdown in our XO Trek Tuesday poll. Which of Trek's heaviest hitters will get the job aboard our Enterprise?

Zombie Dog wrote:

*The dog runs off with Jack russell*

The shadows set out a little leftover brains in a bowl for our hard working canines.

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:

I’ll have a tall glass of bar polish, if you’re offering, eh

Oh, well, look at you!

The bartender whips up some hot chocolate with a dash of bar polish.

Was worried we'd lost you for a second!

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:

Nice and balmy in here, eh. I’m a little warm, I think it’s time to go back to the snow pile out back

The bartender drops some ice in the hot chocolate.

Welcome back!

Sheikah Slate wrote:

*Boots up with the new battery and immediately starts glaring at the shadowy bartender's poor usage of grammar*

Oh gosh! I had no idea that that would've such an averse affect! Irregardless, I'm sure your disinterested in my apologize. For all intensive purposes, I literally await your forgiveness with baited breathe. I hope you can except that. :)

Zany Zanes wrote:

Oh gosh! I had no idea that that would've such an averse affect! Irregardless, I'm sure your disinterested in my apologize. For all intensive purposes, I literally await your forgiveness with baited breathe. I hope you can except that. :)

*The sentient tablet finds itself stuck in a different language mode than usual, the text appearing on the screen*

How dareth thee to speak unto me in this manner! If it wast not beknownst unto me that thus is the ways of thine humor, I wouldst have half a mind to smite thee for thine impudence!

”How dareth thee
to speak unto me
in this manner!
If it wast not beknownst
unto me that thus
is the ways of thine humor,
I wouldst have half a mind
to smite thee for thine
impudence!”