The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

*The dog buries King crab cashier in the freezer*

Zombie Penguins wrote:

*A zombie finally makes their way over with what was once hot tea*

oh... uhh... thanks...

Zombie Dog wrote:

*The dog buries King crab cashier in the freezer*

Oooh, a good ol' crab bake sounds nice today

Bad Bread wrote:

Is it better to maintain a balanced budget than to ensure welfare for all citizens?

I'll have some hot tea, please!

*Dons a welding helmet and with a pair of rusted tongs retrieves a burning metal “T”, still incandescent from heat, out of the ash-laden furnace the Bar likes to call an oven. As it is set before the molding bread, the metal sizzles as it starts melting through the table.*

I hope it’s to your liking. Please keep in mind though that since I don’t have an employment contract, the Bar is not responsible for any hazards related to this order. I am not liable either because I am quite bankrupt and readily lose any assets I obtain. Now, what was this about a balanced budget?