The Superb Storage Servant of Thaecian Dep Admin is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Home Adventures with Tip and Oh with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.545 billion Thaecians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 11.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Thaecian economy, worth 578 trillion Knowledges a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 60,617 Knowledges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', Thaecian politicians are often described as having more style than substance, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Thaecian Dep Admin's national animal is the Information, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is the Cult of Godsinia.

Thaecian Dep Admin is ranked 163,461^st in the world and 91^st in Thaecia for Most Primitive, scoring -61.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.