Population | 45.689 billion |
Currency | Barrel of Spiced Rum |
Animal | Bilge Rat |
The RumRunners of Captain Morgan II is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 45.689 billion Captains are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Education are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Captain Morgan economy, worth a remarkable 8,036 trillion Barrel of Spiced Rums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 175,899 Barrel of Spiced Rums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 546,698 per year while the poor average 43,537, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.
Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, voting has become a nightmare since everyone keeps selecting "None of the above", membership in the state-owned Church of Captain Morgan II is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned, and the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Captain Morgan II's national animal is the Bilge Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Captain Morgan II is ranked 220,233rd in the world and 83rd in Texas for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 25.5 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
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- : Captain Morgan II was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Primitive, and Highest Economic Output and the Top 5% for Most Valuable International Artwork and Most Influential.
- : Captain Morgan II was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Captain Morgan II was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Captain Morgan II was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Captain Morgan II's influence in Texas rose from "Hatchling" to "Squire".
- : Captain Morgan II created a custom banner.
- : Captain Morgan II created a custom banner.
- : Captain Morgan II created a custom banner.
- : Captain Morgan II created a custom banner.
- : Captain Morgan II created a custom banner.