The State of Cakobau is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.515 billion Cakobauans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.3%.

The strong Cakobauan economy, worth 478 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 45,547 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cakobau's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cakobau is ranked 255,373^rd in the world and 8^th in Suva for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -3.16 on the Gilded Widget Scale.