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The Union Republic of Densaner ....but for how long? Mwhahahahahahahaha! 💥 |
The United Federation of Lingang dont jinx it lmao |
The Union Republic of Densaner Repeat the following incantation - 1️⃣3️⃣ |
The Fried Head of A Down and Dusky Blonde *chants the new mantra* Densaner, Dorig, Noxious Air, Holly United, and 2 othersRivierenland, and Rongorongo |
The Union Republic of Densaner That’s the spirit! Mwhahahahahaha! 🧙 |
The Windy Kingdom of Noxious Air I got out my old book of Witchcraft and attempted to find a chant to prevent any more interference with NS. All I could find were a bunch of incantations to summon Satan. I got scared and put the book back on the shelf. Please do not ask me why I have a book regarding witchcraft, thank you. |
The Union Republic of Densaner BURN THE VVITCH! Let the cleansing flame be the epitaph! 🔥 |
The Windy Kingdom of Noxious Air I hope you don't mean me. I have never--NEVER--danced naked in the woods. However, my daughter did venture into the woods to witness a Wicken wedding. BUT! It was on a date and she didn't know her date was an incubus. |
The Union Republic of Densaner You're not exactly helping your case here, just sayin'. 🔥 |
The Windy Kingdom of Noxious Air Well, she didn't marry the incubus! |
The Fried Head of A Down and Dusky Blonde What are the three people that a girl shows her engagement ring to?
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The Windy Kingdom of Noxious Air What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper? Nope. An embarrassed zebra. Now who wants to throw a rock at me? |
The Fried Head of A Down and Dusky Blonde One bad post deserves another. https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=CzP5Nu9S_Ag Densaner, Holly United, and Rivierenland |
The Union Republic of Densaner What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick 🧱 |
What's the stuff that today is a roof tile but yesterday was a brick? Cell phones |
The Windy Kingdom of Noxious Air And for a truly retro sickie: What's green, 40 feet long, and floats? Moby Pickle |
The Fried Head of A Down and Dusky Blonde Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hide in Cherry trees Ever see an elephant in a cherry tree/ See, it works! |
The Union Republic of Densaner What do you call a person who studies the colour blue? A Cyantologist! 💙 🥁 |
The Windy Kingdom of Noxious Air Are you kidding? It's to hide in the M&M bag! And going along with the colors, and I know I posed this question here before, What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley |
The Technically a News Reporter of A News Outlet I thought the answer was a badger in a blender. |
Hmm, badger juice, so delicious :P |
The Fried Head of A Down and Dusky Blonde What is the punishment for grape? The Electric Pear Densaner, Dorig, Noxious Air, Holly United, and 2 othersRivierenland, and Rongorongo |
The Windy Kingdom of Noxious Air How do you catch a monkey? Sit in a tree and make noises like a banana. How do you catch an elephant? Go into the jungle with an empty box of Crackerjacks, a pair of tweezers, and binoculars. When you see an elephant, look at him with the wrong side of the binoculars, pick him up with the tweezers, and put him in the box of Crackerjacks. Densaner, Dorig, Holly United, and Rivierenland |
The Fried Head of A Down and Dusky Blonde Why does a Duck have flat feet? To stamp out forest fires. Why does an Elephant have flat feet? To stamp out flaming Ducks. Densaner, Dorig, Noxious Air, Holly United, and 2 othersRivierenland, and Rongorongo |
The Union Republic of Densaner How do you say hello to German bread? Gluten tag! 🍞 🇩🇪 🥁 Dorig, Noxious Air, Holly United, Rivierenland, and 2 othersRongorongo, and Pezzaro |