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The Union Republic of Densaner

Lingang wrote:WE ARE BACK

....but for how long?

Mwhahahahahahahaha! 💥

The United Federation of Lingang

Densaner wrote:....but for how long?

Mwhahahahahahahaha! 💥

dont jinx it lmao

The Union Republic of Densaner

Lingang wrote:dont jinx it lmao

Repeat the following incantation -

1️⃣3️⃣
Peacock Feathers 🪶
Upside down Horseshoes 🐎
Broken Mirrors 🪞
Macbeth! 👑
Om!

The Fried Head of A Down and Dusky Blonde

Densaner wrote:Repeat the following incantation -

1️⃣3️⃣
Peacock Feathers 🪶
Upside down Horseshoes 🐎
Broken Mirrors 🪞
Macbeth! 👑
Om!

*chants the new mantra*

The Union Republic of Densaner

A Down and Dusky Blonde wrote:*chants the new mantra*

That’s the spirit!

Mwhahahahahaha!

🧙

The Windy Kingdom of Noxious Air

I got out my old book of Witchcraft and attempted to find a chant to prevent any more interference with NS. All I could find were a bunch of incantations to summon Satan. I got scared and put the book back on the shelf.

Please do not ask me why I have a book regarding witchcraft, thank you.

The Union Republic of Densaner

Noxious Air wrote:Please do not ask me why I have a book regarding witchcraft, thank you.

BURN THE VVITCH!

Let the cleansing flame be the epitaph!

🔥

The Windy Kingdom of Noxious Air

Densaner wrote:BURN THE VVITCH!

🔥

I hope you don't mean me. I have never--NEVER--danced naked in the woods. However, my daughter did venture into the woods to witness a Wicken wedding. BUT! It was on a date and she didn't know her date was an incubus.

The Union Republic of Densaner

Noxious Air wrote:However, my daughter did venture into the woods to witness a Wicken wedding. BUT! It was on a date and she didn't know her date was an incubus.

You're not exactly helping your case here, just sayin'.

🔥

The Windy Kingdom of Noxious Air

Well, she didn't marry the incubus!

The Fried Head of A Down and Dusky Blonde

What are the three people that a girl shows her engagement ring to?

  1. Her parents for their approval.

  2. Her girlfriends for their envy.

  3. Her jeweler for his appraisal.

The Windy Kingdom of Noxious Air

What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper? Nope. An embarrassed zebra.

Now who wants to throw a rock at me?

The Fried Head of A Down and Dusky Blonde

One bad post deserves another.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=CzP5Nu9S_Ag

The Union Republic of Densaner

Noxious Air wrote:What's black and white and red all over?

What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick 🧱

The Kingdom of Rongorongo

What's the stuff that today is a roof tile but yesterday was a brick?

Cell phones

The Windy Kingdom of Noxious Air

And for a truly retro sickie:

What's green, 40 feet long, and floats?

Moby Pickle

The Fried Head of A Down and Dusky Blonde

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

To hide in Cherry trees

Ever see an elephant in a cherry tree/

See, it works!

The Union Republic of Densaner

What do you call a person who studies the colour blue?

A Cyantologist!

💙 🥁

The Windy Kingdom of Noxious Air

A Down and Dusky Blonde wrote:Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

Are you kidding? It's to hide in the M&M bag!

And going along with the colors, and I know I posed this question here before, What's green and sings?

Elvis Parsley

The Technically a News Reporter of A News Outlet

Noxious Air wrote:What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper? Nope. An embarrassed zebra.

Now who wants to throw a rock at me?

I thought the answer was a badger in a blender.

The Kingdom of Rongorongo

A News Outlet wrote:badger in a blender.

Hmm, badger juice, so delicious :P

The Fried Head of A Down and Dusky Blonde

What is the punishment for grape?

The Electric Pear

The Windy Kingdom of Noxious Air

How do you catch a monkey?

Sit in a tree and make noises like a banana.

How do you catch an elephant?

Go into the jungle with an empty box of Crackerjacks, a pair of tweezers, and binoculars. When you see an elephant, look at him with the wrong side of the binoculars, pick him up with the tweezers, and put him in the box of Crackerjacks.

The Fried Head of A Down and Dusky Blonde

Why does a Duck have flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why does an Elephant have flat feet?

To stamp out flaming Ducks.

The Union Republic of Densaner

How do you say hello to German bread?

Gluten tag! 🍞 🇩🇪 🥁
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