The Eternal Democratic Monarchy of The United Royal Islands of Euramathania is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Her Grace Scholarly Yuri - 9th of Fire with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 16.079 billion Euramathanian Islanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theryia. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Euramathanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,902 trillion Quorums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 118,322 Quorums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

End-of-year production reports state that the revolution is really going with a bang, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", The United Royal Islands of Euramathania's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, and all Euramathanian Islanders live like kings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Royal Islands of Euramathania's national animal is the Prismatic Bird of Paradise, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The United Royal Islands of Euramathania is ranked 37,914^th in the world and 281^st in 10000 Islands for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 779.36 on the Clooney Contribution Index.