The Regional Epicurean Gardener of British Home Nations is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Epicurus the Wise with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.388 billion Epicureans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rio de Janeiro. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.7%.

The very strong Epicurean economy, worth 746 trillion tetrapharmakos a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 71,881 tetrapharmakos, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, graffiti graces every city's streets, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime is almost non-existent. British Home Nations's national animal is the pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Epicurean agnostic atheism.

British Home Nations is ranked 81,247^th in the world and 14^th in Sol Aeternalis for Most Beautiful Environments, with 593.52 pounds of wildlife per square mile.