The Glorious Kingdom of Hurtistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hurt with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 10.217 billion Hurtistanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taranna. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Hurtistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,497 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 244,404 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, and a passport is literally priceless. Crime is totally unknown. Hurtistan's national animal is the Kadri, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Religion of Not Our Business.

Hurtistan is ranked 287,658^th in the world and 45^th in Sky Haven for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -20.35 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.