The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Trix the Third with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 46.182 billion Trixmonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trixopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Trixmonian economy, worth an astonishing 38,411 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 831,745 ISSP Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,937,060 per year while the poor average 103,910, a ratio of 37.9 to 1.

Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Trixmonia's national animal is the scarecrow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is non-existent.

Trixmonia is ranked 1^st in the world and 1^st in Scandinavia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring zero on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.