Population | 24.803 billion |
Capital | Kirkjubćjarklaustur |
Leader | Kleifarvatn IV |
Faith | Free Church of Ejyafjallajokull |
Currency | Ejyafjallajokullian Króna |
Animal | Great Ejyafjallajokullian Auk |
The Royal Grímsvötnic Kingdom of Ejyafjallajokull is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kleifarvatn IV with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 24.803 billion Ejyafjallajokullians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kirkjubćjarklaustur. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Ejyafjallajokullian economy, worth a remarkable 5,004 trillion Ejyafjallajokullian Krónas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 201,787 Ejyafjallajokullian Krónas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Kleifarvatn IV is a silly poophead, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, and the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ejyafjallajokull's national animal is the Great Ejyafjallajokullian Auk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Free Church of Ejyafjallajokull.
Ejyafjallajokull is ranked 1,707th in the world and 3rd in Scandinavia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 22,419.76 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ejyafjallajokull was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Highest Economic Output, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Ejyafjallajokull was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Ejyafjallajokull was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
- : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers.
- : Ejyafjallajokull was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens and the Top 5% for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric.
- : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Kleifarvatn IV is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf".
- : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime.