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THE LAND OF New fallen IS LOOKING FOR SUGGESTIONS FROM THE FELLOW DICTATORS IN THE GREAT REGION OF THE Psychotic Dictatorships

ENVIRONMENT RECOMMENDATIONS

My economy is fairly strong, my environment eh, still needs work. Now, I care much more about my Communist run economy then I do about the environment but I still would like to have a good environment...

Should I continue to try and keep a middle ground on it so my economy still grows without destroying my environment or should I just end it and let the environment die out.... Keeping in mind personally I want to have a good environment and also want to keep the people here healthy (the dead can't work or pay taxes).. just wondering if anyone had some ideas.

GLORY TO OUR DEAREST LEADER!!!

New fallen wrote:

THE LAND OF New fallen IS LOOKING FOR SUGGESTIONS FROM THE FELLOW DICTATORS IN THE GREAT REGION OF THE Psychotic Dictatorships

ENVIRONMENT RECOMMENDATIONS

My economy is fairly strong, my environment eh, still needs work. Now, I care much more about my Communist run economy then I do about the environment but I still would like to have a good environment...

Should I continue to try and keep a middle ground on it so my economy still grows without destroying my environment or should I just end it and let the environment die out.... Keeping in mind personally I want to have a good environment and also want to keep the people here healthy (the dead can't work or pay taxes).. just wondering if anyone had some ideas.

GLORY TO OUR DEAREST LEADER!!!

Your veganphobic slaves don't deserve a good environment so make sure you declare war on the environment. Also the environment is veganphobic and deserves to be polluted on so it can become vegan and all animals and plants will bow down to DEAREST LEADER!!!

Intercontinental trade association wrote:

Hey Hey, Buddy

Who said anything about a Fr** Market? My form of capitalism (aka the based kind). Is where me and my friends have all the rights to the market. Competition is very bad for business and we give the plebs the illusion of the the Fr** Markets.

So how about my form.

DEAREST LEADERISM is the BEST IDEOLOGY.

Whitey white bread land wrote:

DEAREST LEADERISM is the BEST IDEOLOGY.

BASED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cookiemania wrote:

Why are video games so frowned upon here not that I am questioning your authority or anything like that but because the eternal Leader of Cookiemania is a diehard gamer him/her/itself.

I myself am a gamer, but my people on the other hand can't know this or play..... Videogames, for children they like to try to copy what they see and it seems to imbed the idea of fr**d*m of choice to them, so I can't allow that. In the case of videogames with children basically it sets a bad platform in their minds for their future under our control and it also lowers safety (the dead can't work or pay taxes). Now for adults on the other hand, the same idea, if choices get pushed into their minds which makes them want more fr**d*m of choice in life which I can't allow and it also lowers productivity if they stay up and play games all night or if they are playing on their phones while they need to be working. The less they work the less the government makes. Basically if I were to allow videogames in my nation then safety would go down causing us to lose money due to state run medical. And productivity would drop causing us to lose money to state run economy. And would make people want fr**d*m which is another issue that gets delt with harshly here. Not allowing videogames here all boils down to money and control. But that's just how I run my nation.

Whitey white bread land wrote:

DEAREST LEADERISM is the BEST IDEOLOGY.

OBJECTIVELY

Smh can't believe these people arguing for capitalism or communism. Dearest leaderism is best.

Very based

Finally made gulags

North korea on meth 2 electric boogaloo wrote:

Finally made gulags

Get with the game, man, you're SOOOO behind!

These damn people!!!
excuse the word, I'm not going to censor a quote

"A group of prominent business identities has proposed privatizing New Fallen’s beaches."

“Look, I know your nation doesn’t much like capitalists, but have you been to the beach lately?"

First of all No

Second of all how are you filthy c*p*t*l*st scum still alive, where do you fowl beings keep coming from? Every chance I get I have you people "disappeared". Apparently I'm not hard enough on you... No c*p*t*l*sm, no *l*ct**ns, no v*t**ng, no fr**d*m, r*ghts, no l*b*r*l or d*m*cr*t*c policy's. Every week these fowl terrorists are at the door pushing some hippie l*b*r*l false paradise and each time people end up hanging in the middle of town. I will execute the whole population before I give in to you traitors.

The key to a fr** market is the disgusting word fr**.

The Land of New fallen works for the Great and Dearest Leader if my people turn from me then they are turning from the Dearest Leader and I'll be damned if I allow that!

EDIT:
Now that I've continued reading the rest of the ideas at least one man has the right idea

"Yes, we should improve the quality of our beaches, but handing them over to the money-grabbers is not the right way to do it. The right way to do it is to boost government spending by increasing taxes.”

FOR THE LAND OF New fallen, FOR THE GREAT Psychotic Dictatorships AND FOR THE GLORY OF OUR DEAREST LEADER!!!

We have been ranked in the top 500 for primitiveness and top 1000 for ignorance. The only thing our people can write is all they should be writing: GLORY TO DEAREST LEADER! ALL HAIL DEAREST LEADERISM!

Does anyone have good tips to be a better dictator?

North korea on meth 2 electric boogaloo wrote:

Does anyone have good tips to be a better dictator?

Opress your WORTHLESS SLAVES OF DEAREST LEADER harder.

A message from Ulkarian Department of Regional Announcement:

Ulkar rank only 151 nations away from having the world's least amount of c*v*l r*h*s! Dictatorial pingu is leading the way for us all standing at the least rank in the region! This is a proud moment and a symbol of true tyranny!

Nothing will stand in our way! For MOST GLORIOUS DEAREST LEADER and TRIUMVIRS!

The Imperial Department of Propag, er, Information, of the Most August Empire of Hakskeekah is pleased to announce that, as of that passage of new legislation today, the "political freedoms" of our "citizens" have dropped to statistical occurrence of Zero. We have been working long and hard to stamp out this issue. Please feel free to join the High Council at a debauched reception. Drinks, cheese platters, and a gladiatorial match between political prisoners will be served.

So I've always gave my police force an open hand to deal with any issue.... Hell, we have no prisons for a reason... But the people are now complaining that the police are too aggressive and don't like the equipment they use... Which I don't care, but today one of these idiots drove directly to the capital building and stopped outside to talk about the issue in a damned tank... I guess it's a good time to get rid of the police force and let the military run control over that section as well. Since the people don't like anything and it's a damned if I do, damned if I don't situation here i know I'm going to have more headaches now..... Oh well, if they complain I'll just add a shoot on sight order for any criminals and anyone who speaks out against New fallen, the Psychotic Dictatorships or most of all our Dearest Leader

My people internally be like: "Ermagerd, new issue in 5 mins.. May Gerd 'ave mercy on us all"

BREAKING NEWS
DICTATORIAL PINGU HAS BANNED AIRCRAFT!!!!!!!!

Greetings my formidable fellow dictators. I have come to announce you that our great nation had finally reunited after the terrible disaster that struck our country 1 year and 324 days ago. the day the whole country fell in despair. The day in which our glorious leader slipped and fell headfirst into the gold plated toilet ingesting 5 micro liters of clean water, he had received a deadly dose of chemicals and had swiftly lost his life. The royal guardswomen were too afraid to check out on him and so until the day of yesterday he had been laying on the marble floor of the bathroom, thanks to the latest breakthroughs in holy-science our researchers have managed to bring him back using the soul of 5 million young children, may his glorious and dazzling figure rule for a millennia

North korea on meth 2 electric boogaloo wrote:

Does anyone have good tips to be a better dictator?

Create more torture devices!

For example, slowly run over your slaves with a tank, inch by inch!

Tie them to a table, as a swirling machine with knives and stuff come at them!

Use realistic VR to torture them!

Choke them until they're almost dead, let them catch their breath for a moment, then choke them again. Give them an IV which gives them all the nutrients they need.

Endless torture 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. Although they'd finally eventually die from sleep deprivation.

Get more creative!

Edit:
I also chain all my citizens up to a device in the center of a country! LITERAL THICK IRON CLAD CHAINS! The gaps in doors are big enough for them to fit through.

Anyway, if they say anything against DEAR LEADER, we have cameras all around and implants in their bodies to hear what they say!

We then click a button, and they're dragged violently across the country at ripping speeds, enough to pull muscle and tendon from bone!

Then they reach the hole and are chopped up into millions of pieces!

Whitey white bread land wrote:

Create more torture devices!

For example, slowly run over your slaves with a tank, inch by inch!

Tie them to a table, as a swirling machine with knives and stuff come at them!

Use realistic VR to torture them!

Choke them until they're almost dead, let them catch their breath for a moment, then choke them again. Give them an IV which gives them all the nutrients they need.

Endless torture 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. Although they'd finally eventually die from sleep deprivation.

Get more creative!

Edit:
I also chain all my citizens up to a device in the center of a country! LITERAL THICK IRON CLAD CHAINS! The gaps in doors are big enough for them to fit through.

Anyway, if they say anything against DEAR LEADER, we have cameras all around and implants in their bodies to hear what they say!

We then click a button, and they're dragged violently across the country at ripping speeds, enough to pull muscle and tendon from bone!

Then they reach the hole and are chopped up into millions of pieces!

North korea on meth 2 electric boogaloo wrote:

Does anyone have good tips to be a better dictator?

I have slaughterhouses run by HERBIVORES to slaughter worthless slaves with many torture devices, if that's not enough, I send slaves to be eaten by my first consuls or my pet pigs Martha and Mable!!!