The All-Conquering Hordes of Hyperborean Brotherhood is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Velimir with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.952 billion Hyperboreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Permhaym. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Hyperborean economy, worth 133 trillion zlatniks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 45,349 zlatniks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs, parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset, and justice is blinding. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyperborean Brotherhood's national animal is the bear and its national religion is Perunism.

Hyperborean Brotherhood is ranked 96,140^th in the world and 42^nd in Nova Libertatia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.35 law-abiding acts per hour.