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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,536thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,556thMost Pacifist: 3,216th
The Bumbling of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Superpower
Beekeeper and Honeypot Collections
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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House at Pooh Corner

Population11.8 billion

CapitalThe House at Pooh Corner
LeaderWinnipeg Pooh
FaithHoney Bee Goddess Worship

Currencyhoney
AnimalHeffalump

The Bumbling of House at Pooh Corner is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Winnipeg Pooh with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.8 billion Pooh Bears are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The House at Pooh Corner. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pooh economy, worth a remarkable 1,813 trillion honeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,647 honeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and programmers often reinvent the wheel. Crime is totally unknown. House at Pooh Corner's national animal is the Heffalump, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Honey Bee Goddess Worship.

House at Pooh Corner is ranked 5,714th in the world and 3rd in Hundred Acre Wood for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,186.76 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,536thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,556thTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,216thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,469thNicest Citizens: 3,706thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,205thSafest: 4,677thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,716thMost Cultured: 5,292ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,452ndHighest Food Quality: 5,544thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,714thBest Weather: 5,953rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,120thSmartest Citizens: 6,372ndMost Developed: 6,662ndMost Inclusive: 7,303rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,590thHealthiest Citizens: 7,642ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,838thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,843rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,751stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,775thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,407thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,511thLargest Governments: 13,792ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,272ndMost Secular: 14,380thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,459thHighest Economic Output: 14,467thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 14,882ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,331stMost Subsidized Industry: 18,290thMost Income Equality: 20,860thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,067thHighest Average Incomes: 21,403rdMost Influential: 25,059thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,761st
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : House at Pooh Corner was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Economic Output, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : House at Pooh Corner was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : House at Pooh Corner was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in House at Pooh Corner, programmers often reinvent the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in House at Pooh Corner, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in House at Pooh Corner, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in House at Pooh Corner, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in House at Pooh Corner, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
  • : Following new legislation in House at Pooh Corner, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
  • : Following new legislation in House at Pooh Corner, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.

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