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New Lablerith wrote:

"Never Gonna Give you up" pops out.
I put in my phone.

Out pops a tin can on a string.

I put in some tuna.

Nanualele wrote:

Out pops a tin can on a string.

I put in some tuna.

The machine spits it back out at you.

I put in an empty tube of chapstick.

Brahmana wrote:

The machine spits it back out at you.

I put in an empty tube of chapstick.

Tube attack you

Arostino wrote:

Tube attack you

You didn't put anything in the vending machine the almighty vending machine has claimed your hair as tribute for it's hunger

I put in a single strand of hair

[quote=solisautemare;47596655]You didn't put anything in the vending machine the almighty vending machine has claimed your hair as tribute for it's hunger
The hair compresses into diamond (bc both are made of carbon) and gives you a microscopic diamond.
I put in the flag of The new bengal dynasty.

The new bengal dynasty wrote:

[quote=solisautemare;47596655]You didn't put anything in the vending machine the almighty vending machine has claimed your hair as tribute for it's hunger
The hair compresses into diamond (bc both are made of carbon) and gives you a microscopic diamond.
I put in the flag of The new bengal dynasty.

A Royal Bengal Tiger pops out with Bangladeshi flag in it's jaw.
I put in the Moon.

New Lablerith wrote:

A Royal Bengal Tiger pops out with Bangladeshi flag in it's jaw.
I put in the Moon.

The sun comes back to take it's revenge for being exploded

I put a chunk of the sun into the vending machine

Solisautemare wrote:

The sun comes back to take it's revenge for being exploded

I put a chunk of the sun into the vending machine

The vending machine bursts

Solisautemare wrote:

The sun comes back to take it's revenge for being exploded

I put a chunk of the sun into the vending machine

A chunk of the moon comes out and plots its revenge for the next 20 years.

I put in blood, sweat and tears into the machine.

Erroria wrote:

A chunk of the moon comes out and plots its revenge for the next 20 years.

I put in blood, sweat and tears into the machine.

They turn into a monster and become the antagonist of the 4th season of Stranger Things.

I put in a Good ol' cuppa. (I'm really showing my British spirit aren't I...)

Suomalainem wrote:

They turn into a monster and become the antagonist of the 4th season of Stranger Things.

I put in a Good ol' cuppa. (I'm really showing my British spirit aren't I...)

But then Ricardo comes in and fights the monster

Suomalainem wrote:

They turn into a monster and become the antagonist of the 4th season of Stranger Things.

I put in a Good ol' cuppa. (I'm really showing my British spirit aren't I...)

Alti's cup of coffee pops out.
I put in an apple.

New Lablerith wrote:

Alti's cup of coffee pops out.
I put in an apple.

Steve Jobs pops out.
I put in a 2018 Ford Focus RS.

Coliantia wrote:

Steve Jobs pops out.
I put in a 2018 Ford Focus RS.

A crumpled up 2018 Ford Focus RS pops out.

I put in a year-old subway sandwich.

Bingusell wrote:

A crumpled up 2018 Ford Focus RS pops out.

I put in a year-old subway sandwich.

The vending machine erects a fully staffed and stocked Subway franchise around itself.

I put in the plans for the Soviet N1-L3 moon rocket.

Nanualele wrote:

The vending machine erects a fully staffed and stocked Subway franchise around itself.

I put in the plans for the Soviet N1-L3 moon rocket.

Out comes a fully built moon rocket with a single ominous screw taped to the outside with a "?" note.

I put in a healthy well-fed owlet.

Random fun fact: In Mexico, there is a beach named “Lovers Beach” and right next to it is another beach named “Divorce Beach”

Virrecich wrote:

Random fun fact: In Mexico, there is a beach named “Lovers Beach” and right next to it is another beach named “Divorce Beach”

Yin and yang.

Bridgett wrote:

Out comes a fully built moon rocket with a single ominous screw taped to the outside with a "?" note.

I put in a healthy well-fed owlet.

Out come some hooting noises and a few owl pellets.

I put in a second healthy, well-fed owlet.

Nanualele wrote:

Out come some hooting noises and a few owl pellets.

I put in a second healthy, well-fed owlet.

The same thing happens, but twice the amount.

I pit in a third.

Bingusell wrote:

The same thing happens, but twice the amount.

I pit in a third.

Out comes a note that says "Stop putting well-fed owlets here."

I put in an Abrams tank.

Coliantia wrote:

Out comes a note that says "Stop putting well-fed owlets here."

I put in an Abrams tank.

The machine attempts to shoot an explosive shell at you, it misses.

I put in another owl just to spite you.

Bingusell wrote:

The machine attempts to shoot an explosive shell at you, it misses.

I put in another owl just to spite you.

The machine gurgles, rumbles, sparks and spits out the owl.

The owl blinks its beautiful, round eyes and the machine vanishes... it lays in wait for another Fridate...