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I’m a Florida Man I never need help I’ll just use the alligators Bridgett, Great apathonia, Tevaris, The Litterbox, and 1 otherNew Lablerith |
The Totally Fair Union of Tevaris I don't watch the TV much except for the news. I am basically on my own so I may be a little dead. Great apathonia, The Litterbox, New Lablerith, Virrecich, and 1 otherFlis tesselion |
The Intergalactic Bounty Hunters of The Freakin Guardians of the Galaxy Neal Caffery and Peter Burke shall save me from shooting this man that just called me a piece of s- Tevaris, The Litterbox, New Lablerith, and Virrecich |
Lets see... I have the people from the BAU in Criminal Minds; I don't know The Litterbox, New Lablerith, and Virrecich |
The Giant in the Trees of Illahee Hey Karma How you doin'? The Litterbox, New Lablerith, and Virrecich |
I have the Mikelsons from the originals… I think I’m pretty safe The Litterbox, New Lablerith, and Virrecich |
The Intergalactic Bounty Hunters of The Freakin Guardians of the Galaxy Fair New Lablerith and Virrecich |
my ice cream fav caramel New Lablerith and Virrecich |
Howdy Joey Great apathonia and New Lablerith |
The Karmic Republic of New Lablerith I think I will be safe. Last show i watched was Special Ops 1.5: The Himmat Story. Main character is a R&AW(Indian version of CIA) agent. Great apathonia, The Litterbox, and Virrecich |
I got Captain Rex and Commander Cody. I'm good. New Lablerith, Virrecich, and Seatedoniskarchostopia |
So appropriate. Immediately ban black licorice lovers. I've been binging Brooklyn 99. Hijinks would definitely occur but I feel like my boy Jake would still save the day. Great apathonia, The Litterbox, New Lablerith, Virrecich, and 1 otherChicken tenderland |
Are they just spamming the paid leave act? Is that allowed? Great apathonia, New Lablerith, and Virrecich |
Wakes up and looks in every direction frantically Great apathonia, The Litterbox, New Lablerith, and Virrecich |
challenge for everyone: type your birthday date on google and add "Florida man" to see what florida man you are. Great apathonia, The Litterbox, Solisautemare, New Lablerith, and 2 othersVirrecich, and Very sad log |
The Constitutional Monarchy of Osnary F Assuming anime counts, absolutely none, isekai characters are op Bridgett, Great apathonia, The Litterbox, New Lablerith, and 1 otherVirrecich |
The Fertilized Mountains of The Litterbox I did that one lol. "Florida man robs Wendy's after grilling burger" Sounds legit. Better than being a florida woman... "Florida Woman Charged After Driving With Ex-Boyfriend On Hood For Nearly 20 Miles" 🤔 Great apathonia, New Lablerith, and Virrecich |
The Totally Fair Union of Tevaris Oh yeah. Great apathonia, The Litterbox, New Lablerith, and Virrecich |
That’s a normal Tuesday over here in Florida. One time there was someone who tried to eat a homeless mans face because he thought he stole his clothes (and yes he was on marijuana) |
Florida man finds WWII grenade and brings it to Taco Bell Great apathonia, The Litterbox, New Lablerith, and Virrecich |
The Fertilized Mountains of The Litterbox That's a good place for it. New Lablerith and Virrecich |
The Totally Fair Union of Tevaris I swear I've seen almost no Florida man headlines that didn't include at least one drug. Great apathonia, Solisautemare, New Lablerith, and Virrecich |
The Intergalactic Bounty Hunters of The Freakin Guardians of the Galaxy I got "Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza" Great apathonia, Solisautemare, New Lablerith, and Virrecich |
M Florida Man kills person with crossbow after claiming aliens were after him. Great apathonia, The Litterbox, Solisautemare, New Lablerith, and 1 otherVirrecich |
The Squawking Republic of New Rapids "Florida man turns himself in for killing his imaginary friend" Great apathonia, The Litterbox, Solisautemare, New Lablerith, and 1 otherVirrecich |