The Disputed Territories of Northeast Sontario is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Gulk Farrison with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.22 billion Northeast Sontarioans are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fun Bay. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Northeast Sontarioan economy, worth 92.6 trillion Santerias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,894 Santerias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northeast Sontario's national animal is the Mongolian Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Happy-Happy Fun Time.

Northeast Sontario is ranked 280,031^st in the world and 747^th in Carcassonne for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.66 kickbacks per hour.