The Incorporated States of Libertyvile is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 808 million Libertyvileans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happy's Funland Park. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Libertyvilean economy, worth 85.1 trillion Moneroes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 105,368 Moneroes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 951,680 per year while the poor average 1,410, a ratio of 674 to 1.

Tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', and young girls often attend the same schools as their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Libertyvile's national animal is the Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Libertyvile is ranked 66,912^th in the world and 98^th in Carcassonne for Most Corrupt Governments, with 27.41 kickbacks per hour.