The Queen's State of Tyrone Rock is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 28.525 billion Tyrone Rockers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and International Aid. The average income tax rate is 52.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Tyrone Rockian economy, worth a remarkable 1,028 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 36,066 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, none has been named as Tyrone Rock's national religion, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyrone Rock's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Tyrone Rock is ranked 125,018^th in the world and 1^st in Islamabad for Most Primitive, scoring -37.95 on the Scary Big Number Scale.